10 Hilarious Comebacks For Every Rude Person In Your Life

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We all have come across rude people who just don’t seem to give up on making our lives miserable. If you are lucky, you don’t need to see their f**king faces every day. But for those who have to deal with them regularly, we have created a list of hilarious and epic comebacks that will make them understand that you are not someone to be messed with. 

1. When you bump into him and he throws tantrums at you

How did you manage to come here? This is why I told the guards to lock your cage!

2. When he tries to insult you in public by saying something rude

Thanks but no one wants to hear your life experiences here!

3. When you are constantly being interrupted by his lame comments

Don’t worry, keep trying! Maybe someday you will make sense and say something intelligent.

4. For that nagging guy who always pokes his nose in your matters –

Hey listen, they are selling lives at the shopping mall next to your home. Why don’t you go and get one?

5. When that person tries to be over smart with you

Hey listen to what I am saying now! On the count of three, go and hide somewhere. I saw the garbage collector coming this way.

6. When he tries to comment on your looks

Hey dude, I can fix my looks any day, but how will you fix your stupidity? You will be stupid for your entire lifetime.

Hey I want to slap you right now, but then I don’t want to make your face look better.

7. For all his stupid remarks –

Hey dude, you know what? I looked up for the definition of idiot on Google and see this is what I found (show him his picture).

8. For that snooty guy who is so full of himself –

Ah, now I get it. You have set aside this time to humiliate yourself in public. Don’t worry, I will make sure that you make the most of your time.  

9. When he makes fun of everything you say

I know I might sound like an idiot to you. But, I have to else you won’t understand a word I say.

10. For his overall shitty personality

I think you were born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen. 

Rimi Chakraborty

Specialty: Entertainment

Rimi Chakraborty delves into the entertainment world, providing a dynamic blend of coverage on trending celebrities, the latest in film and TV, and engaging cultural commentary. Know More

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