11 Sources Of Seriously Easy Cash (Right In Your Body)

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11 Sources Of Seriously Easy Cash (Right In Your Body)
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Of all the things you thought you could make a buck off of, realistically you probably had your own shit really far down the list along with Avon and Florida timeshares. But the fact is, the right poop is worth a good amount of money to the right person.

Odds are your poop is worthless as ... well, shit. But a few blessed among us have magical, medical poop that's like a handful of brown gold for those who need fecal transplants. Promise I'll stop using the gold metaphor soon. Basically your super healthy premium bacteria ass mulch can help out someone who's got a ghetto crap factory producing the kind of shit even the guy who cleans Taco Bell toilets would scowl at. Or they have Crohn's or C. difficile or whatever; we're not here to judge the state of anyone's colon.

Large intestine Stomach (Colon) Small intestine Transverse colon Ascending Descending colon colon Rectum Sigmoid colon Anus Anatomy of Colon
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Everybody poops.

To be a poop farmer you need to have a crazy mix of good health, proper bacteria levels, and various other attributes. The odds are against most of us as only 4 percent of donors qualify, but if you do you can make $40 per deposit (you have to do it on site, no mailing that thing in an old takeout container) and you can do it five days a week. You may never poop in a toilet again. The downside, though, is: Just think of the stress you'd face if you were out on a date somewhere and had to poop, realizing how much money you're literally flushing away.

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