220 Perfect New Ways To Reply To "Why Are You So Quiet?"

The Best “Why Are You So Quiet?” Comebacks

130. I actually speak a lot. Certainly not to you.

131. And how do you feel about my silence?

132. Are you certain you really want to ask that? You'll end up regretting it.

133. Are you the reigning monarch? If you don't want to talk to me, don't!

134. Because I don't communicate with garbage. I set it ablaze.

135. Because I'm quiet but deadly. Please take care of your own affairs.

136. Because you'd eventually have to stop me from talking.

137. I have perfect control over my dumb ideas, unlike you.

138. Because you never stop talking. Any additional concerns?

139. I don't have anything to say to scumbags!

140. Because I speak with intention.

141. It is not necessary to fill every waking minute with words, dear.

142. Do I strike you as a blabbermouth?

143. Do people who are calm disturb you?

144. Would you like me to scream?

145. How much would you be prepared to pay me to speak to you?

146. I'm attempting to foresee a world without you.

147. I had no idea I was here to amuse you.

148. I'm not sure. What gives with your hairline?

149. People who ask stupid questions irritate me.

150. I enjoy educated chats, but sadly, you’re the only one in the room.

151. I prefer to be alone with my thoughts.

152. I was trying to stay away from obnoxious jerks like you.

153. Actually, I'm an introvert. It's infectious, so be careful!

154. You're the loud one, not me.

155. You'd be afraid if I wasn't.

156. Maybe I'll start chatting if you say anything intellectually stimulating.

157. I don't talk to you because I don't want to talk to you.

158. Perhaps you are simply too noisy.

159. You have a good sense of the obvious, buddy.

160. It's none of your business!

161. I'm not going to waste my time on you.

162. With my pals, no way!

163. It's so I can monitor you.

164. Only when you're in the vicinity.

165. Prove it!

166. So that everyone can hear what a jerk you are!

167. As a result, I'm not obliged to answer your question.

168. Sorry, but I don't believe in talking nonsense.

169. Thank you for noticing.

170. That's because I dislike hearing myself speak.

171. Maybe I could converse if you'd just close your trap for a complete second.

172. You should be.

173. Why aren't you?

174. Why? Is it OK for me to scream all the time?

175. I'm not interested in whatsoever you're talking about.

176. You are quite bothersome.

177. Peasant, you're not worth my words!

178. You have no right to know what I'm thinking.

179. That's because you haven't been paying attention all along!

180. You seem to talk a lot yet don't say anything.