69 - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content 69 Listen to pronunciation Share definition Nice. "Hey how much money do you have?" "69 cents." "Heh. You know what that means..." *In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets." by SethTheMage February 10, 2019 Flag Get the 69 mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition the fucking number that comes before 70 1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70 by jplar February 14, 2017 Flag Get the 69 mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition Nice (6 x 9)+(6+9)=69 Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE by Y'all are Stupid October 22, 2019 Flag Get the 69 mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition A number you dirty minded price of shit 69% of people find something dirty in every sentence. by FuckBoiiMcGee August 1, 2016 Flag Get the 69 mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo. Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?" Guy 2: *sigh* "69..." Guy 1: "Nice." by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019 Flag Get the 69 mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at. Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost? Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71. (Students giggle) by iloveawkwardsituations September 1, 2010 Flag Get the 69 mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition The number that falls between 68 and 70 having absolutely no relation with anything sexual in any way. John: Dude, me and Cindy totally 69'd last night! Frank: You mean.... John: Yeah dude! We even took turns! Frank: WHAAA? John: Yeah, y'know. I say one, she says two.. AND SO ON! :D Frank: ....Oh.... :D by Dennis Westower May 22, 2011 Flag Get the 69 mug.

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