August 2nd - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content August 2nd Listen to pronunciation Share definition A birthday of a person with a big ass dick for how big that dick is we can't call him human Victim: Pull out yo dick Y/N*pulls out dick* Victim: Were you born on August 2nd? Y/N: How'd you know??? Victim: August 2nd dicks are the biggest by August 2nd Mfuka September 29, 2021 Flag Get the August 2nd mug.

August 2nd

Listen to pronunciation Share definition August the 2nd is national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are physically required to fuck your girlfriend, or in compromise, go down on them or finger them. If your girlfriend has a birthday on the 2nd, it is even more important to fuck her, as it is her birthday and national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are required to fuck her on this day. Person 1: "hey isn't it August 2nd?" Person 2: "yeah why? " Person 1: "crap it's my girlfriends birthday. " by Jesus mk2 July 8, 2021 Flag Get the August 2nd mug.

August 2nd

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Anyone born on this day is a natural born god sent from above, far superior to normal people, and has a strong leader instinct. Due to being born under the Leo constellation, these people are more susceptible to becoming conscious and breaking the matrix. This doesn’t apply to all but most are. “Are you born on August 2nd?” “Yea why?” “You must be Jesus reincarnated.” by Kabib Argonoph October 15, 2019 Flag Get the August 2nd mug.

August 2nd

Listen to pronunciation Share definition August 2nd is national have sex day where everyone is “required” to have intercourse Man 1:Hey man guess what! Man 2: what Man 1: It’s august 2nd! Man 2: Aw hell yeah! by Snail man August 2, 2021 Flag Get the August 2nd mug.

August 2nd

Listen to pronunciation Share definition National dick suck day. August 2nd ( national dick suck day) is the day your gf gives you a bj til u nut. Person 1: it’s August 2nd bro Person 2: fuckkk, gotta help a homie out by Alpha jedd August 1, 2021 Flag Get the August 2nd mug.

August 2nd

Listen to pronunciation Share definition August 2nd is just a regular ass day Pete: yo bro what day is it? Luke: august 2nd Pete: oh okay thanks by Ian MFFFFFFFF August 1, 2021 Flag Get the August 2nd mug.

August 2nd

Listen to pronunciation Share definition the most gayest of leos are born on this day, try to befriend one. Person 1: “why is this person so gay?”Person 2: “they were born on august 2nd”Person 1: “oh that makes sense.” by emotionallydrainedleo November 23, 2021 Flag Get the August 2nd mug.

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