Bean Fucked - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content Bean Fucked Share definition To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax. "Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!" "Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?" "I bet so..." by Dassah December 23, 2016 Flag Get the Bean Fucked mug.

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Share definition when you perform anal sex on a person that is in the fetal position. Jimmy asked Suzy to get into the fetal position after he took off his pants, so that he could perfmorm a quality bean fuck by El Windsoro April 26, 2006 Flag Get the bean fuck mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition phrase used by jay and silent bob's persuer, the national wildlife ranger, played by will ferrel fuck beans, that was them, wasn't it! by oldie oldskins October 23, 2003 Flag Get the fuck beans mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition Exclamation of disgust, hatred. Fuck beans, that was a lousy assembly. by Conformist March 31, 2003 Flag Get the fuck beans mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition Random expression of anger and shock. Jim: Hey, did you engage your parking break? Because that looks like you car rolling down the hill. Steve: What? Fuck beans! by Jon July 2, 2004 Flag Get the fuck beans mug.

fuck beans

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Prescription medicine designed to allow men to achieve a state of arousal. Such prescriptions are given to those who are impotent for one reason or another. I can't get it up until I pop some fuck beans baby. by Marvelous 4 Eva July 6, 2003 Flag Get the fuck beans mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition Another term for the clitoris, but also a term for a person that is acting a bit too feminine, but not necessarily homosexually, simply stupidly-feminine, so when other words come across as too harsh, this light alternative is ok use. Mate, stop acting like such a fuck-bean! I look at you and start to think Mika is a feminine version of P!nk by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009 Flag Get the fuck-bean mug.

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