Beat Meat - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content beat meat Listen to pronunciation Share definition to jerk off and let out stress i wanna beat meat by poppy head March 29, 2020 Flag Get the beat meat mug.

beat meat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Verb; To masturbate. "Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat." "Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat." by Lang20 February 16, 2006 Flag Get the beat meat mug.

beat meat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat by LG-MAT July 28, 2008 Flag Get the beat meat mug.

beating meat

Share definition To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing. He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat by alcrsms November 15, 2017 Flag Get the beating meat mug.

Beat Meat o'clock

Listen to pronunciation Share definition When your internal alarm tells you to, "BEAT YO FUCKIN MEAT" quickly before you splooge in your pants with no interaction with yourself. "Man it's just about beat meat o'clock". "I cant wait for beat meat o'clock in the gal's locker room". by Knee-Grow united March 25, 2019 Flag Get the Beat Meat o'clock mug.

Beat meat repeat paradox

Share definition When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it. Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women. by please enter your username February 16, 2021 Flag Get the Beat meat repeat paradox mug.

beating the meat

Share definition playing with your genitals, masturbation. I like beating the meat. by Someone August 2, 2003 Flag Get the beating the meat mug.

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