Beat My Meat - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content beat my meat Listen to pronunciation Share definition To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken "what you doin?" "Beatin my meat" by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005 Flag Get the beat my meat mug.

beat my meat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx by anymnos 123 December 16, 2007 Flag Get the beat my meat mug.

beat my meat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy. I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard. by Master of my Meat December 10, 2011 Flag Get the beat my meat mug.

Beat my meat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning? Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat Friend: Haha, yeahh.... by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018 Flag Get the Beat my meat mug.

Beat my Meat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has. "Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !""Ahh not again!" by goncamble October 31, 2019 Flag Get the Beat my Meat mug.

Beating my meat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation. *Jerry sees a hot naked chick*Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now! *Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants* *Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it* by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018 Flag Get the Beating my meat mug.

beats my meat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri? siri: beats my meat by white firecracker April 20, 2017 Flag Get the beats my meat mug.

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