Beat My Meat - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content beat my meat Listen to pronunciation Share definition To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken "what you doin?" "Beatin my meat" by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005 Flag Get the beat my meat mug.

Beat my meat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning? Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat Friend: Haha, yeahh.... by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018 Flag Get the Beat my meat mug. Related Words beat my meat • beat my meat casandra • beat my meat on the toilet seat • i beat my meat • gotta beat my meat • I beat my meat daily • I beat my meat to squid porn • Ahe ahe I beat my meat • Skeet skeet beat my meat • Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat

Beat my Meat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has. "Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !""Ahh not again!" by goncamble October 31, 2019 Flag Get the Beat my Meat mug.

beat my meat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx by anymnos 123 December 16, 2007 Flag Get the beat my meat mug.

beat my meat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy. I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard. by Master of my Meat December 10, 2011 Flag Get the beat my meat mug.

Beat my meat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition When you enjoy meat like chicken nuggets or steak. Mmmm, I love to “beat my meat”. by bb.grl July 11, 2021 Flag Get the Beat my meat mug.

Beat my meat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys😀😀😀 Guys come downstairs I beat my meat by Daddy daddy bae November 26, 2018 Flag Get the Beat my meat mug.

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