Beetlejuice - What I Know Now Lyrics

2019 BroadwayBeetlejuice the Musical - What I Know Now Lyrics"What I Know Now" is a song performed by Leslie Kritzer (Miss Argentina) and Ensemble from the musical Beetlejuice.

MISS ARGENTINA:I was hotI went to parties a lot(spoken) Y'know?(sung)I was driving LamborghinisSipping super-dry martinisIn the tiniest bikinis on a yachtBut I was depressedAlso completely obsessedAn unhappy beauty queenWho dreamed to be Miss ArgentinaI had such low self-esteemI was a messSo I gave it all up for the netherworldI've been here forever, girlIf I was more clever, girlI would've stuck it outKnowing what life's aboutPain and joy and sufferingFailing but recoveringI'll tell you another thingEveryone here is aloneSo if you are breathingGo home!If I knew thenWhat I know nowI would have looked within and let love in somehowIf I only knewThe truth back thenI wouldn't have had my little "accident"Don't be blindYou left your whole life behindSee a shrinkCall a priestAsk the recently deceasedDeath is final and you cannot press rewindENSEMBLE:Don't jump when the light is redToasters should be used for breadNever smoke cigars in bedNietzsche was right, y'know, to live is to suffer, broDon't cheat on the one you wedNever whip a thoroughbredAngry pygmys shrunk his headWhy did it take death to seeHappiness was up to me?ALL:If I knew thenWhat I know nowI would've laughed and dancedAnd lanced every sacred cowI thought I knewBut I was wrong'Cause life is shortBut death is super longENSEMBLE:I exploded!MISS ARGENTINA:        ENSEMBLE:If I knew then             If I knewWhat I know nowALL:I would've crossed every lineAnd drank all the wineBefore my final bowMISS ARGENTINA        ENSEMBLE:If I knew                    If I knewALL:The things that now I knowI would ride the highs and cherish the lowsGoing, it's a quick trick 'round the rodeoMISS ARGENTINA:So before they lower the curtain, Be certain to enjoy the showThat's what I know!ENSEMBLE:Life is short but death is longHere, one minute then it's goneThought I knew but I was wrongIf I only knew what I know now!

Review: Beetlejuice the Musical Songs LyricsWhat I Know Now Lyrics from Beetlejuice the Musical

Beetlejuice the Musical LyricsSYNOPSISPrologue: InvisibleThe Whole Being Dead ThingReady, Set, Not YetThe Whole Being Dead Thing Pt. 2Dead MomFright of Their LivesNo ReasonInvisible (Reprise)/ On the RoofSay My NameDay-O (The Banana Boat Song)Girl ScoutThat Beautiful SoundThat Beautiful Sound (Reprise)Barbara 2.0The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing Pt. 3Good Old-Fashioned WeddingWhat I Know NowHomeCreepy Old GuyJump in the Line (Shake, Señora)