Birds And The Bees - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content birds and the bees Listen to pronunciation Share definition Explaining to children about sex. girl: Daddy, how are babies made? Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy girl: Does she swallow the seed? father: Only if she wants a new dress small boy: What is a masturbation? teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job. by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004 Flag Get the birds and the bees mug.

birds and the bees

Listen to pronunciation Share definition According to tradition, the birds and the bees is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and consequence of sexual intercourse. According to that story the birds are like men and the bees like women: Birds are free to fly wherever they like, but bees are enslaved to a single queen their entire life and their whole life is dedicated to keeping her alive. Bees pollinate flowers, birds spread the seed, men impregnate eggs, women give birth. Sex is key for survival of both. let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees by jenn is tiight October 5, 2008 Flag Get the birds and the bees mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees... by Evil Tim October 13, 2003 Flag Get the birds and the bees mug.

birds and the bees

Listen to pronunciation Share definition A way parents use to TEACH their offspring about well well well ahahah I won't say just google it man hey offspring lets tell you about the story of the birds and the bees by BOTHAMCS CLAN (KEWL GORLS) May 10, 2020 Flag Get the birds and the bees mug.

birds and the bees

Listen to pronunciation Share definition shhhhh your mom might find out! butt i need to tell u about them..baby made from pp in butt and preqnat bc sex jake from state farm: wanna do baby making thing :smirk: (aka birds and the bees)keny from state farm: yes *blush* *sex thing* by procilten (not prociten) August 3, 2021 Flag Get the birds and the bees mug.

The Birds and The Bees

Listen to pronunciation Share definition A metaphor... Just a metaphor. Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are? Son: It's when a guy and a girl- Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR! Son: A metaphor for what Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS! by Nellz Bellz January 17, 2019 Flag Get the The Birds and The Bees mug.

the birds and the bees

Listen to pronunciation Share definition The explanation of sexual reproduction. In old fashioned times people were embarrased to discuss sex let alone tell children. So they used Mother nature as a metaphor to portray sex as a natural thing and not a crime punishable by eternal damnation. "Now Philip, It's your fortieth birthday and I feel you are ready to know about the birds and the bees.." by Container October 12, 2003 Flag Get the the birds and the bees mug.

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