Blue Waffle - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content Blue waffle Listen to pronunciation Share definition Don't fucking look it up. Blue Waffle.Just don't. by ThatGuyOnIine March 28, 2016 Flag Get the Blue waffle mug.

Blue waffle

Listen to pronunciation Share definition derogatory term used for a vaginal infection, however the infection has nothing to do with the color blue nor does the vagina actually turn blue. its some made up term to gross people out and put others down. I bet your mom has blue waffle by tickledicks March 22, 2016 Flag Get the Blue waffle mug.

Blue waffle

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Somthing you shouldn't look up. Guy1:"Hey look up Blue waffle." Guy2:"sure" He got victimized by The fag that u hate December 13, 2017 Flag Get the Blue waffle mug.

Blue waffle

Listen to pronunciation Share definition The image of the blue waffle that had went viral in the past is indeed real and not photoshopped like some others have suggested. While the blue waffle is not a specific infection or disease, it is rather due to general neglect of a severe prolonged infection of the vagina that almost pairs with gangrene. Common in third world hookers and general women who have given up on life/severe mental problems. "Yo, whats the most disgusting thing you've ever seen on the internet?" "The blue waffle, but dont look it up." by Billythekid321 February 27, 2019 Flag Get the Blue waffle mug.

Blue Waffle

Listen to pronunciation Share definition It appears to be an STI/STD on and in the vaginal region. This disease/infection is fictional and overly exaggerated vaginal infection (vaginitis). Images of the disease popped up on the internet on 03/18/10. The image created false concerns and misled people on the subject of vaginitis. No medical professional has provided proof for the existence of this disease/infection. The images of the disease have not yet been hosted by any medical site (legitimate). The individuals who allegedly had this ailment have not come out publicly. Which means the images were fabricated in photoshop. The images mislead uninformed, young, and naive members of the population; causing some to be too scared to engage in sexual activity. If you're 30+ and believe in this hoax...tie your tubes or get your self snipped.The actual condition (vaginitis) causes; excessive itching, inflammation abnormal discharge, a burning sensation in the vulva. A women gets infected with vaginitis due to stress, poor diet, douching, unprotected sex, spermicidal lubricant, insufficient lubrication during intercourse, using unsanitary/unclean instruments for masturbation, or switching sexual partners within a twelve month period. This condition usually clears on its own, but antibiotics can be obtained to control the bacterial growth. It does not lead to anything resembling the fabled 'blue waffle'. John: "Oh shit did you hear?!" Andrea: "What?" John: "Suzie has blue waffle! She's a total slut!" Andrea: "Or you're an idiot... She had vaginitis from douching you stupid twat. And besides it doesn't exist in any LEGIT medical publication." John: "How would you know?!" Andrea: "I actually graduated med school." by Someone who has degrees... November 30, 2010 Flag Get the Blue Waffle mug.

blue waffle

Listen to pronunciation Share definition a waffle that is blue Joe:"hey those waffles are blue" Frank:"yes they are" Joe:"i guess we could call them blue waffles" by electric bananna symphony December 4, 2010 Flag Get the blue waffle mug.

Blue Waffle

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Dude... just look it up. No seriously there's no explaing that shit just look it up (Blue Waffle) by kjb_ii April 9, 2017 Flag Get the Blue Waffle mug.

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