Break The Seal - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content break the seal Listen to pronunciation Share definition The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes. by matkillah November 20, 2002 Flag Get the break the seal mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition When a person who is drunk pees for the first time since being drunk. After they "break the seal" they feel like they have to pee every 5 minutes. After breaking the seal, Molly had to wait in line for the bathroom 10 times that night. (break the seal.) by breakstheseal December 19, 2007 Flag Get the break the seal mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition Certain species of Seal are naturally resistant to training by humans. This is due to their wild, savage nature. However, with some patience and a steady supply of fresh fish, most seals *can* be trained. A human seal trainer is said to have "broken the seal" when the Seal correctly fetches a chilled beverage, such as a Moslon Golden or perhaps a delicious Molson Dry from the polar ice, in exchange for a handful of anchovies. Anchovies are delicious. Carlsson: Ya hey der, Ole! Ole: Hey der! Carlsson: Say den, it looks like you've finally done break the seal den der! Ole: Oh, ya! He'll only retrieve for me a light beer though. I think he's trying to tell me I'm too fat! Carlsson: Well heck der, Ole! You did have the double helpin' of Martha's lutefisk and potatoes, ya know! Ole: Ya. by Helmut Linderhoff July 13, 2007 Flag Get the break the seal mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition When drinking alcohol ... you feel the urge to go to the toilet.... the longer you hold on...... the less you'll need to go to the toilet as you continue to drink. The earlier you break the seal, the more you'll need to go to the toilet Girl: "I needa go to the toilet real bad guys" Group of Friends: "DONT BREAK THE SEAL" Girl: "awww....." by Maddo! March 29, 2007 Flag Get the break the seal mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition (verb) After about 4 drinks, your first visit to the bathroom will contain a feeling of extreme relief, immediately after which you will start to actually feel the effects of all of the alcohol. You will not feel drunk until this happens. After it happens you will definitly start to feel tipsy, and then you will go every 5 minutes, until the last visit when you vomit and break another seal. " Pam was doing okay in here until she just went to break the seal, Now shes gone every 5 minutes and can hardly stand!" by Blahahaha February 4, 2006 Flag Get the break the seal mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition a made up fuckin event where supposedly you piss for the first time after being drunk, adn your supposed to have to pee alot more after however this is a made up fuckin thing that never happens dumb girl - "dont pee your gonna break the seal" drunk guy - "yeah whatever bitch" by rimjobcentrl October 8, 2008 Flag Get the break the seal mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition When you're hot-boxing a room/car/anything you can hotbox while smoking pretty much anything, usually marijuana, and somebody opens the door or cracks a window. They "break the seal" on the hotbox and let the smoke out. Smoking Newbie - "Dude, I'm getting so high, I need to get out of here." He reaches to open the door. Stoner - "Fuck No! Don't break the seal!" Smoking Newbie - "I think I'm going to pass out..." Stoner - "As long as the seal isn't broken we'll be alright." by The Big IP February 1, 2006 Flag Get the break the seal mug.

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