Carrot - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content Carrot Share definition A food item that is in possession of a particular person. A carrot helps a person calm down once it's offered to the person that requires calming down. A natural rival of a cookie. Have a carrot 🥕please calm yourself. by A-A 1 January 3, 2021 Flag Get the Carrot mug.

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Share definition The annoying directioners. Normally between the ages of 8-12. A new directioner. A directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. Normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word "pussy" but carrots will automatically be like "ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!" Girl 1: here's a spoon for your soup Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to Girl 1: stop being such a carrot by tinaghevondian May 27, 2013 Flag Get the Carrot mug.

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Share definition WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU SAD FUCKS LOOKING UP A CARROT?! ITS A FUCKING VEGETABLE The dipshit looked up the definition of carrot. by GlogTheCrusader March 1, 2019 Flag Get the Carrot mug.

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Share definition They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice)... Fuck Do NOT eat carrots or vegetables you will die. Ok -continues to shove carrots in eyes- by Ahumanthatdoesntexist May 25, 2021 Flag Get the Carrot mug.

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Share definition A woman of exquisite beauty; she is extremely pleasing to look upon; like a carrot, she is good for the eyes. "Yo, that girl is Carrot. I could gaze at that beauty all day." by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018 Flag Get the Carrot mug.

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Share definition A cheap, healthy, edible dildo of the vegetable class. Tastes nice in stews or raw. Looks orange and tastes carroty. "We had beef stew with carrot in it this evening. I enjoyed eating the carrot very much as I had seen it being rubbed in and out of my wife's fud." by bobwentpop December 27, 2007 Flag Get the Carrot mug.

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Share definition Carrot is another word for slut when you don’t want to use the word slut For example: Me: he just called me a carrotFriend: omg no way by Keepasecert November 3, 2017 Flag Get the Carrot mug.

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