Choke The Chicken - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content Choke the Chicken Listen to pronunciation Share definition means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example. I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken. by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007 Flag Get the Choke the Chicken mug.

Choke the Chicken

Listen to pronunciation Share definition 1. Slang term for "masturbation." 2. Reference to Sarah Palin's new favorite interview background. "I bet Ben missed the party to 'choke the chicken.'" by Professionally Insane January 25, 2009 Flag Get the Choke the Chicken mug.

Choking the chicken

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on" Example; Yo, what's up man?Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O UDefinition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life. by Kazakov.Ru October 31, 2018 Flag Get the Choking the chicken mug.

choking the chicken

Listen to pronunciation Share definition another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny Donny by G April 11, 2003 Flag Get the choking the chicken mug.

choking the chicken

Listen to pronunciation Share definition too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc. I like to toss off a batch of orphans when I am horned up. by Big Jim and the Twins May 1, 2003 Flag Get the choking the chicken mug.

choke the chicken

Listen to pronunciation Share definition see masturbate by sophia April 21, 2003 Flag Get the choke the chicken mug.

choke the chicken

Listen to pronunciation Share definition A term used that referse to masterbating. It is usually more agressive masterbating since the person is choking their dick My grandma caught me choke the chicken last night by Clobeinator February 7, 2007 Flag Get the choke the chicken mug.

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