Christmas Vacation

In Literary QuotesIn Movie QuotesIn TV Shows #ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Random New Quotes Quotes.net Literary Movies TV Shows Quotes.net Christmas Vacation Christmas Vacation1989 Director: Jeremiah S. Chechik Stars: Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Juliette Lewis, Johnny Galecki Genre: Comedy Rating: PG-13 Runtime: 94 minutes You know exactly what you're getting in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: another goofball, slapstick comedy of chaos and catastrophe with Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) and family. This time, there's no traveling involved: Clark a… more » More Christmas Vacation quotes » Collection Edit Buy

Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse.

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