Closing Time - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content Closing Time Listen to pronunciation Share definition A part at the end of every work day, it's an excuse to play Semisonic's hit named 'Closing Time' which became popular because of the movie 'Friends With Benefits'. Normally the song is played in a dramatic style such as a meaningful exit. An example is at a High-School graduation, as the song 'Closing Time' may have a deeper meaning to some as moving onto a new place and leaving the old. Either that or it's used ironically, however the song is quite catchy. An example, an office building at 8:00PM *Closing Time starts* Bill: "Who the hell is playing that?" Kyle: "It's Steve, he plays that every damn time we close up..." Steve: *Chanting to the tune of Closing Time* "I know who I want to take me home, take me home!" by Captain_Irony November 18, 2016 Flag Get the Closing Time mug.

Closing Time

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Closing Time was Tom Waits' debut album, from 1973. It held twelve beautiful tracks, and lasted a great forty-five minutes. Some highlights from the album are Ol' 55, Ice Cream Man, and Grapefruit Moon. The music relies heavily on Waits' exceptional piano-playing skills, and his vocals. An excerpt from Closing Time's ninth track- Ice Cream ManClickin' by your house about two forty-five With a sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise, I got a cherry popsicle right on time A big stick, mamma, that'll blow your mind'Cause I'm your ice cream man, I'm a one-man band (yeah) I'm your ice cream man, honny, I'll be good to you. by Frank Rider August 22, 2009 Flag Get the Closing Time mug.

a closing time

Listen to pronunciation Share definition A girl you would not normally take home, but you are forced because it is closing time at the bar, and their is no more options That girl is a closing time. by Beat Jackin September 3, 2007 Flag Get the a closing time mug.

Closing time pretty

Share definition An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier. The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty. by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016 Flag Get the Closing time pretty mug.

Planking at closing time

Listen to pronunciation Share definition The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking. Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed. by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011 Flag Get the Planking at closing time mug.

Irish Closing Time

Listen to pronunciation Share definition The Act of Finding EVERY Drink in the Bar and Consuming it before A. the bar closes, B.someone throws you out or C. you pass out. This includes stealing other drinks as well. John ended up in the hospital last night because he stole a mans drink during Irish Closing Time. by TheIrishman1up May 23, 2010 Flag Get the Irish Closing Time mug.

Time Close

Listen to pronunciation Share definition The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships. guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour by NickyLags February 19, 2012 Flag Get the Time Close mug. More random definitions © 1999-2025 Urban Dictionary ®

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