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Definition of ride the short bus

ride the short bus

verb

  • to be mentally or physically challenged. Often, public schools make two bus runs - the "short bus" for "challenged" students and the "regular bus" for all others.
    The guy rides the short bus.

    Last edited on Aug 21 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on May 09 1999.

  • In a lot of towns, the special-ed kids would ride a half-sized bus to school, field trips, etc. If you ask someone if they rode the short bus, you're comparing their intelligence to the mentally challenged.
    You don't know who Macbeth is? Did you ride the short bus to school?

    Last edited on Mar 01 2013. Submitted by Scott S. from Pickerington, OH, USA on Feb 11 2002.

  • Someone mentally retarded, or slow on the uptake. Origin: The buses used by public school systems to transport mentally disabled children are generally half the size (or smaller) of the regular buses, thus the "Long Bus" for regular kids and the "Short Bus" for the special-ed kids.
    Dewey kind of rides the Short Bus if you know what I mean.
    • See more words with the same meaning: unintelligent, dumb.

    Last edited on Jul 25 2010. Submitted by Justin S. from Los Angeles, CA, USA on Dec 10 2004.

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Other terms relating to 'unintelligent, dumb':

  • stupider
Definitions include: "more stupid".
  • clueless
Definitions include: unintelligent.
  • eat paint chips as a kid
Definitions include: to be unintelligent.
  • BYU
Definitions include: acronym for "Back Yard University".
  • hurr durr
Definitions include: imitation of the vocal sound made by a person with severe developmental disabilities.
  • dumbard
Definitions include: dumb.
  • lunching
Definitions include: absent minded, inattentive.
  • daft
Definitions include: unintelligent.
  • dumb as a box of rocks
Definitions include: extremely unintelligent.
  • drain bramage
Definitions include: "brain damage", as if spoken by one with brain damage.
  • dain bramaged
Definitions include: lacking in mental ability.
  • numb as a hake
Definitions include: unintelligent.
  • stupid
Definitions include: styling.
  • bimho
Definitions include: contraction of bimbo and ho.
  • thick as two short planks
Definitions include: very unintelligent.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'bus':

  • drive the porcelain bus
Definitions include: to vomit.
  • miss the bus
Definitions include: to miss an opportunity.
  • porcelain bus
Definitions include: Toilet.
  • ride the porcelain bus
Definitions include: to sit on ("ride") the toilet for an extended period of time, usually due to diarrhea or general bowel distress.
  • short bus to hell
Definitions include: "Short bus" refers to a handicapped school bus.
  • take the short bus to school
Definitions include: a way of saying the individual wasn't bright.
  • throw under the bus
Definitions include: to sacrifice another person for personal gain.

Other terms relating to 'ride':

  • along for the ride
Definitions include: taking a passive role.
  • bumpy ride
Definitions include: an ordeal.
  • d*ck ride
Definitions include: to like a person too much, especially when it's undeserved.
  • e-ticket ride
Definitions include: a ride of excitement or great fun.
  • freerider
Definitions include: a group member who piggybacks on the others, gets away clean without doing any work.
  • full-ride
Definitions include: shortened form of "full-ride scholarship".
  • ghost ride the whip
Definitions include: to dance alongside and/or on a motor vehicle while the motor vehicle is still driving forward.
  • G ride
Definitions include: Stolen car
  • have a lot riding on
Definitions include: to have a great deal of personal interest in the outcome of a person or event.
  • joy ride
Definitions include: a reckless ride taken in a (usually stolen) automobile.
  • low rider
Definitions include: a person who drives a car that has been lowered.
  • Mat Rider
Definitions include: M.A.T. (Moose Area Transit) Rider: A large, overweight, or obese person riding on a scooter, moped, or otherwise motorized two wheeled vehicle.
  • pimp (one's) ride
Definitions include: to customize an automobile.
  • ride
Definitions include: an automobile.
  • ride and die chick
Definitions include: Someone who will do anything for you.
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Other terms relating to 'short':

  • a couple beers short of a six-pack
Definitions include: a little crazy
  • a few cans short of a six pack
Definitions include: of lower than average intelligence.
  • a few fries short of a happy meal
Definitions include: "not all there".
  • have a short fuse
Definitions include: See short fuse.
  • have by the short hairs
Definitions include: to catch or trap a person in a difficult situation.
  • laid out short
Definitions include: under-supplied.
  • long and short of, the
Definitions include: a summary.
  • LSS
Definitions include: long story short.
  • one fry short of a Happy Meal
Definitions include: crazy.
  • one sandwich short of a picnic
Definitions include: really stupid.
  • short
Definitions include: out of luck; "in the doghouse".
  • short and curlies
Definitions include: pubic hair, usually male.
  • short and sweet
Definitions include: brief and to the point.
  • short bus to hell
Definitions include: "Short bus" refers to a handicapped school bus.
  • short change
Definitions include: to cheat or swindle.
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Other terms relating to 'the':

  • 101 scoop, the
Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
  • 2-10, the
Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
  • 3rd degree, the
Definitions include: interrogation.
  • 3 sheets to the wind
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
  • 411, the
Definitions include: information.
  • a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
  • about the size of it
Definitions include: a good estimate.
  • ace in the hole
Definitions include: a secret advantage.
  • across the board
Definitions include: inclusive.
  • add fuel to the fire
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
  • against the clock
Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
  • ahead of the curve
Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
  • aim Archie at the adamant
Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
  • ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun
Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
  • a little on the side
Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
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