Friday - Movie Quotes Database

Friday quotes 12 total quotes Mr. Jones Others Smokey View Quote "Don't nobody go into the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes." View Quote [While watching a movie] "That's yo' asssss, Mr. Postman." View Quote [Opening lines] "Listen, I know you don't smoke weed...I know this. But I'ma get you high today. 'Cause it's Friday...you ain't got no job...and you ain't got shit to do!" View Quote [Repeated line] "You got knock the **** out!" View Quote Elderly Jehovah's Witness: [After Craig slams the door on her] Well, **** you! Half-dead mother****er. View Quote Smokey: Thought you had the day off yesterday? Craig: I did. Boss called me around 3 o clock. Said they got me on tape stealing boxes. Smokey: ...The **** you doin' stealin boxes for?! What you tryna do, build a clubhouse? Craig: Hell, no, they ain't got me on tape! But the boss said he did...fired me on the spot. Smokey: Damn! You've got to be one stupid mother-****er to get fired on your day off! View Quote Ezal: [Feigning a fall in a convenience shop] "Ohhh...I'm suing y'all! Ohh, I'm hurt...ohh my neck! My back! My neck and my back! Ohh...I want a hundred and fifty THOUSAND! But we can settle out of court right now, for twenty bucks." Clerk: Get your punk ass up. It ain't even wet over here. Damn! View Quote Smokey: Break Yourself, fool. Craig: Man, look what you did to my curtain. You better watch whose window you be sneaking in before you get smoked. Smokey: With what? You ain't got nothing. Craig: (pulls out a gun and sticks it in Smokey's face) With this. Smokey: Whoa, man. Where did you get that from? Craig: Yo Mama! Smokey: **** You! Craig: **** you. View Quote "That was stupid! How the hell did you go and get fired on your day off?" View Quote Red: Man! Why ain't ya'll help me?! Smokey: Shit, I'm high Red: If that were ya'll I would'a helped ya'll! Craig: What 'bout the time he tried to choke me in Smoke's backyard?! Smokey: Yea?! Red: [thinks about it for a second] Oh that was different. View Quote [Craig's father catches him with a handgun] Mr. Jones: What's that for? Craig: Protection. Mr. Jones: Protection from who? Craig: Me and Smoke... I've got to walk Smokey down to his house. Mr. Jones: Aw, man... your mother and I never would've moved to this neighborhood if we'd known you need a gun to walk down the damn street. Craig: You know how it is 'round here. Mr. Jones: Oh, no, son. That's not the way it is. You kids have been nothin' but punks. Sissified. So quick to pick up a gun. Too scared to take an ass-whipping. [Raises his fists] This is what makes you a man. When I was growing up, this was all the protection we needed. You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day! Now you think you're a man with a gun in your hands, don't you? Craig: I'm a man without it. Mr. Jones: Put the gun down. [Craig complies] Mr. Jones: C'mon, put up your dukes. [Craig raises his fists] Mr. Jones: Now you're a man. Your uncle picked up a gun, too. He found out the hard way. Twenty-two years old. You've got a choice. This is all you need, alright? Craig and Smokey [after seeing Big Worm's crew's van]: Oh shit! View Quote Mr Jones: Craig! Craig: What? Mr Jones: Come in here! [Craig enters bathroom, Mr Jones is spraying air freshener] Craig: Aw man, I'll wait until you come out. Mr Jones: Boy, bring yo ass up in here! What you talkin 'bout, you 'wait til I come out'? I smelt yo shit for 22 years...now you can smell mine for 5 minutes. ...Urgh! [plop] Mr Jones: Now your mama told me what happened to you yesterday. Craig: ...Wha?... Mr Jones: That was stupid! ...How the hell you gonna get fired...on your day off?! Craig: I don't know. ...Urrrgh! [plop] Mr Jones: Well, you need a trade. Look at that there, over there on the C-C-...urrrgh!...on the counter there. Ughh. Craig: ...I ain't tryna be no dog-catcher! Mr Jones: Why not? Craig: I don't even like dogs. Mr Jones: That's the beauty of it! I-I grab a dog...and...I-I choke him, and I-I...kick the shit out of him! All day long - my foot up a dog's ass! Yes, BANG BANG BANG up his ass! ...That's my plea-sure! Craig: ...No thanks. Mr Jones: Well, I'll tell you one thing. Round here, you go to work, you go to school. First of the month - the rent is due. If you ain't got nothin on the table, you ain't gotta worry about catchin a dog. You gotta worry about a dog...catchin YOUR ass! TV Quotes Movie Forums Movie Quotes Browse Privacy Policy Copyright © Movie Quotes Database, 2008-