Gross Things Women Do When Partners Aren't Around - Redbook

Sure, you're hygienic, but what happens when your partner leaves the house? In a recent Reddit thread, women revealed the grossest things they do when their partners aren't around. Who knows? maybe they're things that you do, too...

1. "I will literally just leave my garbage and clothes everywhere."

"I will literally just leave my garbage and clothes everywhere and live like a slob, I'll do a 5-minute tidy when I get that 'on my way home' text and he's never been the wiser. Just waiting for the day he comes home early and I'm sitting half naked on the couch with empty chip bags surrounding me and me picking crumbs out of my cleavage." —CJRosexx

2. "I am very gassy first thing in the morning."

"For some reason, I am very gassy first thing in the morning. So I get up, go into the bathroom, and fart my way though my makeup routine. So far he hasn't said a word." —Anotherface95

3. "Watch an ungodly amount of popping videos."

"Watch an ungodly amount of popping videos. He's disgusted by it, but it's SO SATISFYING." —ToastyCheeseSandwich

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4. "Stand in front of my magnifying mirror for hours."

"Stand in front of my magnifying mirror for hours and squeeze every pore and pluck every errant hair. It's thrilling." —Werrrd

5. "I pick my nose."

"I pick my nose." —L1ttleMonster

6. "I'll walk pantsless around the apartment with my hands in my panties."

"I'll walk pantsless around the apartment with my hands in my panties like it's a little pocket. It's 100% not sexual, just comfy as fuck. I'll also perform makeup tutorials with my cat as my sole audience. I'll also pluck my ginger unibrow that I've managed to keep hidden from him for 3 years. And my three chin hairs." —jerden

7. "I scratch my cootch."

"I scratch my cootch, or just touch it. Similar to when guys just have their hand hanging out down there, nothing sexual. I also like my own smell, though, so I sniff my finger when I'm done." —thatgrrrl117

8. "I'll wear his dirty shirts around the house."

"I'll wear his dirty shirts around the house. His man stink smells good, but I'm not willing to tell him that." —JesusHCrisco

9. "I shower less."

"I shower less. When I tell him I showered for him after 3-4 days of not showering, he's grateful." —urabasicbeet

10. "Play with my boobs."

"Play with my boobs. Like, non-sexy boob play like pushing them together or wiggling them one at a time while going 'boing, boing,' things like that." —RogueGoneRogue30

11. "I have luxury poops."

"I have luxury poops.... I'll roll a joint, sit on the toilet, watch Netflix on my tablet, maybe bring in a coffee... just poop for like 30 minutes. My bathroom is super comfy." —DreyaNova

12. "I order three boxes of breadsticks from Pizza Hut."

"I get super fucking high, sit around in dirty PJs, drink a 6 pack of beer, and order three boxes of breadsticks from Pizza Hut. I only need two boxes but they have that damn minimum for delivery." —MissBanana_

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13. "I like pulling my butt hairs out."

"I like pulling my butt hairs out. I'd shave, but every time I try shaving my ass it ends up in me accidentally cutting myself. It's hell." —cuddlise

(Answers have been lightly edited for grammar and spelling.)

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