Happy Ending - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content Happy ending Listen to pronunciation Share definition When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or manual release (usually for an extra twenty dollars) "I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?" by fukstik January 25, 2003 Flag Get the Happy ending mug.

Happy ending

Listen to pronunciation Share definition A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra. "I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending." by Finalpoet February 7, 2019 Flag Get the Happy ending mug.

Happy ending

Listen to pronunciation Share definition When a girl (usually Asian) gives you a full rubdown with the exception of your cock, which is rock hard now, and looks up at you and says, 'You want Happy Ending?' The perfect ending to the weekend was getting Happy Ending from Kako last night at the massage parlor. by Asian Lover Mike May 29, 2005 Flag Get the Happy ending mug.

Happy ending

Listen to pronunciation Share definition An audience wants to hear about something too good to be true, they don't want to hear about how the good guy doesn't always make things right, have a bigger penis than the bad guy, or get a girl. The guy that would be been considered the hero was a virgin until his twenties, never drove an expensive car, and didn't have an interesting life. A movie/story about bad guys was more interesting than the good guy's real life, even if it didn't have a happy ending. by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019 Flag Get the Happy ending mug.

Happy Ending

Listen to pronunciation Share definition When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage. Masseuse: You get free egg roll! Happy Ending by FegelFatso June 10, 2018 Flag Get the Happy Ending mug.

happy ending

Listen to pronunciation Share definition When getting a rub down by an Asian, you roll over and ask for a happy ending. They then jerk you off with their skilled hands. Dave Chappelle: Hey baby, can I get a happy endin'? *Pause* She didn't say no! by China Shhtan. September 4, 2005 Flag Get the happy ending mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition A happy ending is when a Japanese massage therapist(usually a woman) gives a man a handjob for free. I'm going to get myself a happy ending after work today. by savvy16 January 19, 2014 Flag Get the a happy ending mug.

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