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- 03-20-2006 07:15 PM #1 00S4Boy
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Hey i need ways 2 fuck with someones car.
Guest-only advertisement. Register or Log In now! This douche bag decided to slit a kids tires and he needs to be repayed.Originally posted by Yuikio Ahahahahahaha. We all need wider assholes...
- 03-20-2006 07:18 PM #2 AspenSti
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- 03-20-2006 07:18 PM #3 Grouse
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fish, fresh. slide it up and under the rear fender well, in the tail pipe. on the car. sardines work good on the windows. if he leaves his sunroof, windows or any thing open. oyster sauce or thai fish oil works really good. USPClub Member # 32 Nominated best detailer in western washington Chosen as one of the top 9 detailers in the US by autoweek.
- 03-20-2006 07:20 PM #4 Grouse
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if you want a more funny varient simply take a can of pepper spray and empty it into the interior of the car. pepper spray is really fine .02 micron particles. a whole can nearly permantly coats the interior. when he turns the air on it kicks the dust up blocking off his air ways and slamming his eyes shut. USPClub Member # 32 Nominated best detailer in western washington Chosen as one of the top 9 detailers in the US by autoweek.
- 03-20-2006 07:23 PM #5 onkloud9
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Burn some shavings of magnesium over a pile of rust (thermite) on top of his hood. There will be a hole through his engine block and into the pavement. - 03-20-2006 07:31 PM #6 .:AJ:.
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Originally posted by onkloud9 Burn some shavings of magnesium over a pile of rust (thermite) on top of his hood. There will be a hole through his engine block and into the pavement.
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- 03-20-2006 07:33 PM #7 CarterMarkham
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heh, funny stuff. 2008 Subaru Legacy GT http://www.MainelySubarus.com
- 03-20-2006 07:40 PM #8 BananaBoy_S4
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find gay porn, place on car surface, poor on water, let NE weather freeze it to the car. harmless and no damage to the car - 03-20-2006 07:42 PM #9 HP18
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horrible - 03-20-2006 07:50 PM #10 AspenSti
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i still like my idea - 03-20-2006 07:51 PM #11 SeanF
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i know if someone messed with my car id go after them... not their car Last edited by SeanF; 03-20-2006 at 07:56 PM.
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- 03-20-2006 08:03 PM #12 HP18
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Originally posted by SeanF i know if someone messed with my car id go after them... not their car bam - 03-20-2006 08:05 PM #13 VII
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- 03-20-2006 08:07 PM #14 dramaticstatic
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Originally posted by SeanF i know if someone messed with my car id go after them... not their car Yep. They stab your tires, you stab them. They throw a bucket of paint through your window, you lock them in your basement and rape them repeatedly while you force them to sing 'I'm a little teapot.' Drowning is my third favorite way to die.
- 03-20-2006 08:08 PM #15 LAZY TURBO
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pour brake fluid all over the car, it will take the paint right off, also use a bat to smash all the windows in, after that take a nice bag (5lb bag) of sugar and use a funnel to pour it into the gas tank. ~Sevan USP CLUB MEMBER #1 <~CLICK IT
- 03-20-2006 08:14 PM #16 HyperM3
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- 03-20-2006 08:17 PM #17 HotSauce
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Remove tire valve cores, fill tires with water, refill with air. I'm more than willing to send you pounds of wheel weights, valve core removers...Whatever you need. Payback is a bitch vs a tire tech. My seller review: http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=228513
- 03-20-2006 09:06 PM #18 Meesh
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Why don't do something a little more creative... like superglue 20 packs of gummy bears to all of his windows... i mean shit... If you woke up and found gummy bears on all your windows you couldnt really be that pissed, i mean they're gummy bears. who doesnt like 'em? Transit Studio http://www.myspace.com/transitstudiomusic
- 03-20-2006 09:17 PM #19 00S4Boy
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Cause this kid is a douchebag and he constantly talks shit, i just have toned my atitude down otherwise i woulda have beat the fuck out of him. But fuckin with someones car and thinking it is a funny joke deserves vigilante punishment. Originally posted by Yuikio Ahahahahahaha. We all need wider assholes...
- 03-20-2006 09:27 PM #20 ImaVunDerBrah
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Originally posted by 00S4Boy But fuckin with someones car and thinking it is a funny joke deserves vigilante punishment. Deserves punishment? Like messing with their car? Very rational argument. stefanie
- 03-20-2006 09:28 PM #21 Meesh
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Gummy Bears man, Gummy Bears... or you can superglue a penny to each window and he'd have to get them replaced (Im not sure if this is true or not, but its what i've heard) because the super glue bonds the penny and glass together. again im probably full of shit. Transit Studio http://www.myspace.com/transitstudiomusic
- 03-20-2006 09:46 PM #22 Feeesh
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fuck the kid. pay a visit to his parents. if you know what i mean. - 03-20-2006 09:47 PM #23 Arjun
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i'm with meesh on the gummy bears. that is simply brilliant 
- 03-20-2006 09:49 PM #24 dramaticstatic
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Originally posted by Feeesh fuck the kid. pay a visit to his parents. if you know what i mean. So fuck the parents? Drowning is my third favorite way to die.
- 03-21-2006 08:13 AM #25 GrkA4
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- 03-21-2006 08:24 AM #26 Ptwiggens
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I got a better one... take sugar, and use a little bit of glue and put it on the side of his car so it looks like you poured sugar in his gas tank. He will have his car towed somewhere and have them do whatever they needed to do to get it fixed... even though there is no sugar in it. Bam!
- 03-21-2006 09:48 AM #27 A4_Andre
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i heard if you throw bologna on the paint it discolors it. - 03-21-2006 09:50 AM #28 FITZ TITS
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Originally posted by Ptwiggens I got a better one... take sugar, and use a little bit of glue and put it on the side of his car so it looks like you poured sugar in his gas tank. He will have his car towed somewhere and have them do whatever they needed to do to get it fixed... even though there is no sugar in it.
a lot of factors would have to come into play for that to work. he'd have to check his tank side panel, he'd have to conclude that someone poured shit in his tank, he'd have to know about the trick in the first place, etc... OEM Lugs + Security Lugs
- 03-21-2006 09:50 AM #29 Audimarc
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God you guys. Punch out the window and take a massive shit on the front seat. If you have the squirts, even better. What are you gonna do when the real Marc password protects his Photobucket? - Katelyn
- 03-21-2006 11:00 AM #30 JBM
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use this crap. get a turkey baster suck the urine up and you can jam it in between the weather stripping and the window. it will not come out plain and simple. "Give a Man a Fish, Feed Him For a Day. Teach a Man to Fish, Feed Him For a Lifetime" '02 B6 1.8T, UnitedMotorsport Tuned FrankTurbo L21, 550CC, 3" MAF, BB Intercooler, 007, 034 HFC, Neuspeed Exhaust, B5 S4 Brakes, KW Suspension, S4 Recaro, and the list goes on.
- 03-21-2006 12:29 PM #31 Ptwiggens
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Originally posted by rcfitz86
a lot of factors would have to come into play for that to work. he'd have to check his tank side panel, he'd have to conclude that someone poured shit in his tank, he'd have to know about the trick in the first place, etc... then let the air out of that tire Bam!
- 03-21-2006 01:03 PM #32 Wilafur
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why not just kick his ass and stop being passive aggressive. - 03-21-2006 01:29 PM #33 HP18
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axe him!!! Last edited by HP18; 03-21-2006 at 01:31 PM.
- 03-21-2006 01:43 PM #34 NieFolgen
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^^^ Yeah, only don't leave the axes in. That's a waste of money. - 03-21-2006 02:23 PM #35 LivingLegend
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get some industrial grade glue the kind that has the 25000lb strength and use it to glue a murder weapon to his hood... USP MEMBER #15 LLL - Literal Living Legend
- 03-21-2006 03:30 PM #36 Fantastic
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Originally posted by Audimarc God you guys. Punch out the window and take a massive shit on the front seat. If you have the squirts, even better. HAHAHAHA - best post on here - thought for a second he was play the "saint" and say everyone was childish.... GREAT post - and a good f***** idea too....
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- 03-21-2006 03:33 PM #37 Fantastic
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Re: Hey i need ways 2 **** with someones car.
Originally posted by 00S4Boy This douche bag decided to slit a kids tires and he needs to be repayed. dude - if you care about the condition of your car i wouldnt do anything to his - im assuming your audi is nicer than what hes drivin which means YOU have everything to lose. see, what id do is f*** his mom. only problem here is drawing his dad into the mix - but thats gonna happen with whatever you do. so be careful bro - i wouldnt want to be worryin about my ride. id rather be "grudge f*****" his mom - and his sister if has one.
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- 03-22-2006 08:17 PM #38 AspenSti
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good tip ++ Originally posted by NieFolgen ^^^ Yeah, only don't leave the axes in. That's a waste of money. - 03-22-2006 09:38 PM #39 Howard Hughes
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Originally posted by Audimarc God you guys. Punch out the window and take a massive shit on the front seat. If you have the squirts, even better Hahahaha....My friend shit in a bag once and set it on another friends hood cause he ditched us to hang out with some chick..... 1am he walks out to his car and finds a nice bag of human shit.... Still funny but not as damaging as punching out the windows haha. - 03-22-2006 11:58 PM #40 afizzle
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Take some of this and spread it between the weather stip and the glass, when he rolls the window down, it spreads like no other, and is a bitch to clean off... http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2983/dtwsigmw9.jpg
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