Hoochie Mamma - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content hoochie mamma Listen to pronunciation Share definition A woman who dresses sexy but no longer fits the typical description of attractive. Hoochie mammas are either too old, too fat or are psycically unattractive in some other way, yet they still manage to lure the sexual interest of the most eager men through short skirts, low cut blouses, stockings and other means of sexual attire. My fat-ass grandmother is a hoochie mamma because she wears thigh-high, F-me boots and still dates men 20-40 years younger than her. by Doc Xavian May 9, 2009 Flag Get the hoochie mamma mug.

hoochie mamma

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Used to describe very large African American women who wear clothes that are far too small for them Check out the 300lbs hoochie mamma in the mini skirt. by scotsbear August 13, 2003 Flag Get the hoochie mamma mug.

Hoochie Mamma

Listen to pronunciation Share definition A woman, most likely old and wrinkly, somewhat resembling a raisin, who is under the impression that they can still "work-it". Dresses as if New York City Hooker. Sometimes is seen with a walker. If you are ever asked to "get jiggy" with one, take her purse and sprint quickly to the nearest Starbucks. Hopefully, they wont have enough speed to catch you, and a Starbucks to an old lady is like a physical to a 50+ man. Very, very uncomfortable and a touch to high tech. Stay away from Jerry Springer shows. These attract hoochie mamma's like moths to a flame. "Shit dude, the hoochie mamma is eyeing me. We gotta dip mane!! heard for nearest Starbucks. The wi-fi creeps them out." by catspajamas [ecb] June 16, 2008 Flag Get the Hoochie Mamma mug.

hoochy mamma hooker hoe

Listen to pronunciation Share definition a hoochy mamma hooker hoe is a person who the word hooch or hooker or even hoe is not enought to discribe that person. "you are shuch a hoochy mamma hooker hoe!" by NaLiJoCa November 14, 2006 Flag Get the hoochy mamma hooker hoe mug.

hoochie coochie mamma

Listen to pronunciation Share definition a know good women who tends to take or attempt to take every girls man. " whu iz dat hoochie coochie mamma, wit her fatazz all up on ma husband?" by xxgabbiexx August 10, 2008 Flag Get the hoochie coochie mamma mug.

Hoochie mamma

Listen to pronunciation Share definition What dumbeldor calls hooch chanwills0 Hoochie mamma by Harry Potter fan same person December 30, 2021 Flag Get the Hoochie mamma mug. More random definitions © 1999-2025 Urban Dictionary ®

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