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Post by tattuchu » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:32 pm

Horse Semen Shots Taste 'Like Custard' We'ere not exactly sure how someone goes about concocting an apple-infused horse semen shot, but apparently they are all the rage at Green Man Pub in Wellington, New Zealand. The shots were created as the pub's entry in the 14th annual Monteith's Beer & Wild Food Challenge. The horse semen is proving more popular with women, although "a couple of them were worried they might bear children with long faces," chef Jason Varley told The Dominion. Men have been less enthusiastic about the beverage, though one brave male described the semen to be "like custard." Horse semen isn't new to New Zealanders. This past March, the Hokitika Wild Foods Festival offered the drink as it came, or in cherry, licorice or banoffee pie flavors. "It is sort of quirky, I suppose," a festival organizer told AOL News. The pub pays $300 for 20 vials of semen, which could be a pricey investment if people keep wanting to sample the drink. "No one's addicted to it, lets put it that way," said Varley. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/2 ... 82053.html :what: People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters. But those letters are not silent. They're just waiting their turn. Top User avatar Animavore Nasty Hombre Posts: 39295 Joined: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:26 am Location: Ire Land. Contact: Contact Animavore Send private message

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Post by Animavore » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:36 pm

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Post by Gallstones » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:39 pm

How do they know they are really getting horse semen and not just some concoction made to fool them? Is it collected right there at the bar--it should be so a person could be sure. But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010 The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter Top User avatar tattuchu a dickload of cocks Posts: 21890 Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:59 pm About me: I'm having trouble with the trolley. Location: Marmite-upon-Toast, Wankershire Contact: Contact tattuchu Send private message

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Post by tattuchu » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:42 pm

Gallstones wrote:How do they know they are really getting horse semen and not just some concoction made to fool them? Is it collected right there at the bar--it should be so a person could be sure.
Can you imagine someone saying, "Hey! This doesn't taste like horse jizz! I know what horse jizz tastes like and this isn't it!" People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters. But those letters are not silent. They're just waiting their turn. Top User avatar tattuchu a dickload of cocks Posts: 21890 Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:59 pm About me: I'm having trouble with the trolley. Location: Marmite-upon-Toast, Wankershire Contact: Contact tattuchu Send private message

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Post by tattuchu » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:45 pm

I hope they serve this drink warm. Cold horse jizz, now that's just gross. People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters. But those letters are not silent. They're just waiting their turn. Top User avatar Ian Mr Incredible Posts: 16975 Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:42 pm Location: Washington DC

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Post by Ian » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:46 pm

I knew that. :smug: Top User avatar laklak Posts: 21022 Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:07 pm About me: My preferred pronoun is "Massah" Location: Tannhauser Gate Contact: Contact laklak Send private message

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Post by laklak » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:05 pm

Gallstones wrote:How do they know they are really getting horse semen and not just some concoction made to fool them? Is it collected right there at the bar--it should be so a person could be sure.
Harder than drawing a Guinness, I'd imagine. Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man. Top User avatar Adenosine Posts: 718 Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:19 am Contact: Contact Adenosine Send private message

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Post by Adenosine » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:17 pm

Ian wrote:I knew that. :smug:
That cold horse jizz tastes gross? Ignore me, I'm just here for the Mafia. Top User avatar Faithfree The Potable Atheist Posts: 16174 Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:58 am About me: All things in moderation, including moderation Location: Planet of the grapes Contact: Contact Faithfree Send private message

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Post by Faithfree » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:23 pm

We need a full report from Dev when he gets there. Although it may look like a forum, this site is actually a crowd-sourced science project modelling the slow but inexorable heat death of the universe. Top User avatar Geoff Pouncer Posts: 9374 Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:39 pm Location: Wigan, UK Contact: Contact Geoff Send private message

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Post by Geoff » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:25 pm

Adenosine wrote:
Ian wrote:I knew that. :smug:
That cold horse jizz tastes gross?
Surely everyone knows that? :dunno: Image
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Post by Adenosine » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:35 pm

Geoff wrote:
Adenosine wrote:
Ian wrote:I knew that. :smug:
That cold horse jizz tastes gross?
Surely everyone knows that? :dunno:
The trick is to swish it around your mouth until it warms up. Ignore me, I'm just here for the Mafia. Top User avatar Bella Fortuna Sister Golden Hair Posts: 79685 Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:45 am About me: Being your slave, what should I do but tendUpon the hours and times of your desire?I have no precious time at all to spend,Nor services to do, till you require. Location: Scotlifornia Contact: Contact Bella Fortuna Send private message Website

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:51 pm

Faithfree wrote:We need a full report from Dev when he gets there.
Now we know the real motivation behind his decision. Sent from my Bollocksberry using Crapatalk. Image Food, cooking, and disreputable nonsense: http://miscreantsdiner.blogspot.com/ Top User avatar Gallstones Supreme Absolute And Exclusive Ruler Of The World Posts: 8888 Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:56 am About me: A fleck on a flake on a speck.

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Post by Gallstones » Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:52 am

laklak wrote:
Gallstones wrote:How do they know they are really getting horse semen and not just some concoction made to fool them? Is it collected right there at the bar--it should be so a person could be sure.
Harder than drawing a Guinness, I'd imagine.
Not when you've got yourself one o' these But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010 The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter Top User avatar Faithfree The Potable Atheist Posts: 16174 Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:58 am About me: All things in moderation, including moderation Location: Planet of the grapes Contact: Contact Faithfree Send private message

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Post by Faithfree » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:03 am

I'm assuming other equine species, say donkey, zebra, Nubian wild ass could be substituted, depending on local availability. :tea: Although it may look like a forum, this site is actually a crowd-sourced science project modelling the slow but inexorable heat death of the universe. Top User avatar Gallstones Supreme Absolute And Exclusive Ruler Of The World Posts: 8888 Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:56 am About me: A fleck on a flake on a speck.

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Post by Gallstones » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:24 am

Why limit it to equines? Other high volume semen producers could be used too. Last edited by Gallstones on Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:26 am, edited 1 time in total. But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010 The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter Top Post Reply Display: All posts1 day7 days2 weeks1 month3 months6 months1 year Sort by: AuthorPost timeSubject Direction: AscendingDescending 23 posts
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