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Post by tattuchu » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:32 pm
Horse Semen Shots Taste 'Like Custard' We'ere not exactly sure how someone goes about concocting an apple-infused horse semen shot, but apparently they are all the rage at Green Man Pub in Wellington, New Zealand. The shots were created as the pub's entry in the 14th annual Monteith's Beer & Wild Food Challenge. The horse semen is proving more popular with women, although "a couple of them were worried they might bear children with long faces," chef Jason Varley told The Dominion. Men have been less enthusiastic about the beverage, though one brave male described the semen to be "like custard." Horse semen isn't new to New Zealanders. This past March, the Hokitika Wild Foods Festival offered the drink as it came, or in cherry, licorice or banoffee pie flavors. "It is sort of quirky, I suppose," a festival organizer told AOL News. The pub pays $300 for 20 vials of semen, which could be a pricey investment if people keep wanting to sample the drink. "No one's addicted to it, lets put it that way," said Varley. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/2 ... 82053.htmlRe: Horse Semen Shots Taste 'Like Custard'
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Post by Animavore » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:36 pm
Seriously? Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst. TopRe: Horse Semen Shots Taste 'Like Custard'
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Post by Gallstones » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:39 pm
How do they know they are really getting horse semen and not just some concoction made to fool them? Is it collected right there at the bar--it should be so a person could be sure. But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010 The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter TopRe: Horse Semen Shots Taste 'Like Custard'
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Post by tattuchu » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:42 pm
Gallstones wrote:How do they know they are really getting horse semen and not just some concoction made to fool them? Is it collected right there at the bar--it should be so a person could be sure.Can you imagine someone saying, "Hey! This doesn't taste like horse jizz! I know what horse jizz tastes like and this isn't it!" People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters. But those letters are not silent. They're just waiting their turn. Top
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Post by tattuchu » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:45 pm
I hope they serve this drink warm. Cold horse jizz, now that's just gross. People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters. But those letters are not silent. They're just waiting their turn. TopRe: Horse Semen Shots Taste 'Like Custard'
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Post by Ian » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:46 pm
I knew that.Re: Horse Semen Shots Taste 'Like Custard'
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Post by laklak » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:05 pm
Gallstones wrote:How do they know they are really getting horse semen and not just some concoction made to fool them? Is it collected right there at the bar--it should be so a person could be sure.Harder than drawing a Guinness, I'd imagine. Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man. Top
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Post by Adenosine » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:17 pm
Ian wrote:I knew that.That cold horse jizz tastes gross? Ignore me, I'm just here for the Mafia. Top
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Post by Faithfree » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:23 pm
We need a full report from Dev when he gets there. Although it may look like a forum, this site is actually a crowd-sourced science project modelling the slow but inexorable heat death of the universe. TopRe: Horse Semen Shots Taste 'Like Custard'
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Post by Geoff » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:25 pm
Adenosine wrote:Surely everyone knows that?Ian wrote:I knew that.That cold horse jizz tastes gross?
"...anyone who says it’s “just the Internet” canTop. And then when they come back, they can
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Post by Adenosine » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:35 pm
Geoff wrote:The trick is to swish it around your mouth until it warms up. Ignore me, I'm just here for the Mafia. TopAdenosine wrote:Surely everyone knows that?Ian wrote:I knew that.That cold horse jizz tastes gross?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:51 pm
Faithfree wrote:We need a full report from Dev when he gets there.Now we know the real motivation behind his decision. Sent from my Bollocksberry using Crapatalk.
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Post by Gallstones » Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:52 am
laklak wrote:Not when you've got yourself one o' theseGallstones wrote:How do they know they are really getting horse semen and not just some concoction made to fool them? Is it collected right there at the bar--it should be so a person could be sure.Harder than drawing a Guinness, I'd imagine.
But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010 The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter Top Re: Horse Semen Shots Taste 'Like Custard'
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Post by Faithfree » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:03 am
I'm assuming other equine species, say donkey, zebra, Nubian wild ass could be substituted, depending on local availability.Re: Horse Semen Shots Taste 'Like Custard'
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Post by Gallstones » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:24 am
Why limit it to equines? Other high volume semen producers could be used too. Last edited by Gallstones on Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:26 am, edited 1 time in total. But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010 The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter Top Post Reply Display: All posts1 day7 days2 weeks1 month3 months6 months1 year Sort by: AuthorPost timeSubject Direction: AscendingDescending 23 posts- 1
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