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Old 05-12-2013, 03:33 PM #1
justink justink's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Weir Everywhere Posts: 35,081 Shows Seen: 51 DMB Hub Stubs: 16 My Tour Central Stats How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about it? last time i had a full rub down, she told me to get completely nude, or just down to my undies... whatever i was comfy with. been thinking after the fact that she might have been floating a clue... thoughts?
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    Old 05-12-2013, 03:34 PM #2
    CrashTheStone41 Cordially Invited CrashTheStone41's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Across The Universe Posts: 41,372 Shows Seen: 40 DMB Hub Stubs: 16 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about with your eyes. __________________ I don't mean to interrupt you future magistrates and noblemen, but l, uh, I need a word. ...
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    Old 05-12-2013, 03:39 PM #3
    dvalukis Em7Sus4 dvalukis's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: University of South Florida Posts: 2,228 Shows Seen: 23 DMB Hub Stubs: 6 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Do you even Hobby, bro? __________________
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    Old 05-12-2013, 03:41 PM #4
    ajc_1988 ...til we dance away. ajc_1988's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: VA Beach Posts: 54,020 Shows Seen: 161 DMB Hub Stubs: 31 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about if you have to ask __________________ 2024: VA Beach. SPAC x2. Gorge x3.
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    Old 05-12-2013, 03:49 PM #5
    junior94 not a unique snowflake junior94's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: City Of Angels/City Of Brotherly Love Posts: 33,035 Shows Seen: 2 DMB Hub Stubs: 5 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about The impression I'd always gotten from that whole sort of "deal", is that it would always be on the guy to make the first move on trying to make that happen, that it wouldn't be the masseur "floating any clue", as you say. But I could be wrong. __________________ Kevin "Ohh, why do my actions have consequences?!?!" - Homer J. Simpson
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    Old 05-12-2013, 03:56 PM #6
    Gene Parmesan Gene Parmesan's Avatar Join Date: May 2012 Location: Woodlands, TX Posts: 6,726 Shows Seen: 78 DMB Hub Stubs: 20 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about I thought it was part of the package as long as you go to one with Asian in the title. Pretty sure you will get thrown out of a place like Massage Envy for that type of thing.
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    Old 05-12-2013, 03:57 PM #7
    mcwyffe MattsMarching #006 mcwyffe's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 17,654 Shows Seen: 39 DMB Hub Stubs: 18 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Just get it out and see what happens. __________________ Quote:
    Originally Posted by cubsfan View Post Thanks for contributing though jackass.
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    Old 05-12-2013, 03:58 PM #8
    justink justink's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Weir Everywhere Posts: 35,081 Shows Seen: 51 DMB Hub Stubs: 16 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Quote:
    Originally Posted by Gene Parmesan View Post I thought it was part of the package as long as you go to one with Asian in the title. Pretty sure you will get thrown out of a place like Massage Envy for that type of thing.
    massage envy in the woodlands is where i was talking about!
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    Old 05-12-2013, 04:01 PM #9
    Gene Parmesan Gene Parmesan's Avatar Join Date: May 2012 Location: Woodlands, TX Posts: 6,726 Shows Seen: 78 DMB Hub Stubs: 20 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Quote:
    Originally Posted by justink View Post massage envy in the woodlands is where i was talking about!
    Dude, you need to drive down to 1960 and find one that says Asian Massage and you won't even have to ask for it. There is no way they are giving happy endings at Massage Envy!
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    Old 05-12-2013, 04:06 PM #10
    justink justink's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Weir Everywhere Posts: 35,081 Shows Seen: 51 DMB Hub Stubs: 16 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Quote:
    Originally Posted by Gene Parmesan View Post Dude, you need to drive down to 1960 and find one that says Asian Massage and you won't even have to ask for it. There is no way they are giving happy endings at Massage Envy!
    there's actually one by my parent's house called 7th heaven or some shit. but that place used to be a habib stop and go back in the day... i don't know if i trust these folks... but how do you know about massage envy? it's all a gentleman's agreement between him and his masseuse... right?
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    Old 05-12-2013, 04:08 PM #11
    whygohome? BIG CAT WILLIE CAULEY whygohome?'s Avatar Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cawood Ledford Court at Rupp Arena in Lexington, KY Posts: 26,886 Shows Seen: 14 DMB Hub Stubs: 4 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Just pull out your dick and don't say or do anything else. __________________ Quote:
    Originally Posted by jsp2014 View Post DMB has unfortunately followed the Ken Griffey, Jr. career path.
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    Old 05-12-2013, 04:09 PM #12
    justink justink's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Weir Everywhere Posts: 35,081 Shows Seen: 51 DMB Hub Stubs: 16 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Quote:
    Originally Posted by whygohome? View Post Just pull out your dick and don't say or do anything else.
    but... it's all mostly back massaging... what, roll over with a full erection and a grin?!
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    Old 05-12-2013, 04:12 PM #13
    chadizzy1 Rumor Curator chadizzy1's Avatar Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Central Arkansas Posts: 40,138 Shows Seen: 45 DMB Hub Stubs: 17 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/08/showbiz/travolta-lawsuit Do it like Travolta.
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    Old 05-12-2013, 04:14 PM #14
    justink justink's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Weir Everywhere Posts: 35,081 Shows Seen: 51 DMB Hub Stubs: 16 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Quote:
    Originally Posted by chadizzy1 View Post http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/08/showbiz/travolta-lawsuit Do it like Travolta.
    that's pretty scummy. guess he thought scientology would get him out of that mess...
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    Old 05-12-2013, 04:18 PM #15
    ajc_1988 ...til we dance away. ajc_1988's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: VA Beach Posts: 54,020 Shows Seen: 161 DMB Hub Stubs: 31 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Quote:
    Originally Posted by justink View Post that's pretty scummy. guess he thought scientology would get him out of that mess...
    sure sounds like someone is just looking for an easy million or two. __________________ 2024: VA Beach. SPAC x2. Gorge x3.
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    Old 05-12-2013, 04:25 PM #16
    K270 Hello my baby!!!! K270's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: San Mateo, CA Posts: 8,562 Shows Seen: 31 DMB Hub Stubs: 16 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about This site should help you figure out if your local massage parlor, is that type of parlor www.rubmaps.com __________________ ~Kevin~ People would complain even if you hang them with a new rope. Quote:
    Originally Posted by neumdogg View Post Dodgers suck.
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    Old 05-12-2013, 04:35 PM #17
    chadizzy1 Rumor Curator chadizzy1's Avatar Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Central Arkansas Posts: 40,138 Shows Seen: 45 DMB Hub Stubs: 17 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about And I've heard from a friend that this is a good hobby site where you can check reviews on parlors in your area: http://www.eccie.net/
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    Old 05-12-2013, 05:14 PM #18
    Jake Jake's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 59,163 Shows Seen: 61 DMB Hub Stubs: 19 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about tôi có thể có được một kết thúc có hậu
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    Old 05-12-2013, 05:23 PM #19
    defcon :rattled defcon's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Florida, Man Posts: 15,360 Shows Seen: 14 DMB Hub Stubs: 7 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about I try to make it out to an AMP twice a year at least. First, go without underwear...nothing but a towel. If a table shower is offered let her do it. Places that offer a table shower almost always have happy endings. If they have a hard and fast underwear/towel rule, it probably isn't happening. Sometimes they just skip right from the shower to the happy ending, but I like to get my money's worth with an actual massage. Too bad like only 1 in 10 Asian masseuses actually know how to give a massage. At the end she will usually ask if there's anything else. This is universal language for "Do You Want a Happy Ending?" I usually wait to give them the opportunity, but sometimes you have to take the initiative. If, at any time during the process, she touches you junk, it's acceptable to ask for more, unless she says, "Sorry." Don't say, "play with my junk..." but just ask for more. To find out if a place offers extra service, check out the internet...tons of hobbyist sites. Some are just whore houses. Within 5 minutes of walking into one I was balls deep in a tiny middle aged asian lady. __________________ {Chris}
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    Old 05-12-2013, 05:27 PM #20
    AJF_41 AJF_41's Avatar Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 64,258 Shows Seen: 27 DMB Hub Stubs: 11 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Defcon. __________________ the feeling returns, whenever we close our eyes... growing vinyl collection: https://www.discogs.com/user/AJF_41/collection/covers
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    Old 05-12-2013, 05:29 PM #21
    justink justink's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Weir Everywhere Posts: 35,081 Shows Seen: 51 DMB Hub Stubs: 16 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Quote:
    Originally Posted by AJF_41 View Post Defcon.
    this.
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    Old 05-12-2013, 05:45 PM #22
    TodFiddle Liquid Aloha TodFiddle's Avatar Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Paradise, HI Posts: 1,431 Shows Seen: 0 DMB Hub Stubs: 1 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Christ Defcon
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    Old 05-12-2013, 05:46 PM #23
    justink justink's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Weir Everywhere Posts: 35,081 Shows Seen: 51 DMB Hub Stubs: 16 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Defcon might = http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Krieger
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    Old 05-12-2013, 06:31 PM #24
    whygohome? BIG CAT WILLIE CAULEY whygohome?'s Avatar Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cawood Ledford Court at Rupp Arena in Lexington, KY Posts: 26,886 Shows Seen: 14 DMB Hub Stubs: 4 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Came for teh defconz, wos not dissapoint __________________ Quote:
    Originally Posted by jsp2014 View Post DMB has unfortunately followed the Ken Griffey, Jr. career path.
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    Old 05-12-2013, 06:37 PM #25
    cry_minarets458 MM#45 Wacco for Flacco cry_minarets458's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Give me BETHEL or give me death.... death, death it is then Posts: 23,482 Shows Seen: 62 DMB Hub Stubs: 21 My Tour Central Stats If I have a son, I hope he's like defcon __________________ Mao's WWYS Quest: fin @ show 39 MattsMarching 1 Gorge Medal Quote:
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    Old 05-12-2013, 06:40 PM #26
    zajDmB1 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: New York City Posts: 30,850 Shows Seen: 46 DMB Hub Stubs: 18 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about I would imagine most massage parlors that do happy endings aren't particularly attractive women. I mean, if you were a hot girl and was cool with jerking some guy off, wouldn't you join the more lucrative side of the illegal sex industry? I could probably find some place in Chinatown since there's a massage parlor every other storefront, but I'm 99% sure they are all run by 50 year old women and/or dudes.
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    Old 05-12-2013, 06:41 PM #27
    Foreverford05 Let's go O's! Foreverford05's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: WV Posts: 16,742 Shows Seen: 39 DMB Hub Stubs: 15 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about This thread made my birthday. thanks def. __________________ Dallas Cowboys Baltimore O's UVA Athletics
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    Old 05-12-2013, 06:56 PM #28
    defcon :rattled defcon's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Florida, Man Posts: 15,360 Shows Seen: 14 DMB Hub Stubs: 7 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Quote:
    Originally Posted by zajDmB1 View Post I would imagine most massage parlors that do happy endings aren't particularly attractive women. I mean, if you were a hot girl and was cool with jerking some guy off, wouldn't you join the more lucrative side of the illegal sex industry? I could probably find some place in Chinatown since there's a massage parlor every other storefront, but I'm 99% sure they are all run by 50 year old women and/or dudes.
    I don't know about Chinatown. Last month I took a Chinatown Bus, got off at 51 Canal, there was one like three blocks away. But someone was telling me that they suck, but IDK. I know of a bar on the LES known as Happy Ending that was once a massage parlor. Pretty cool but expensively trendy place with sex rooms for any bitches you accumulate throughout the night. __________________ {Chris}
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    Old 05-12-2013, 06:59 PM #29
    justink justink's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Weir Everywhere Posts: 35,081 Shows Seen: 51 DMB Hub Stubs: 16 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Quote:
    Originally Posted by Foreverford05 View Post This thread made my birthday. thanks def.
    this is why i do what i do!
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    Old 05-12-2013, 07:08 PM #30
    zajDmB1 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: New York City Posts: 30,850 Shows Seen: 46 DMB Hub Stubs: 18 My Tour Central Stats Re: How do you ask for the happy ending... you know, without being all obvious about Quote:
    Originally Posted by defcon View Post I don't know about Chinatown. Last month I took a Chinatown Bus, got off at 51 Canal, there was one like three blocks away. But someone was telling me that they suck, but IDK. I know of a bar on the LES known as Happy Ending that was once a massage parlor. Pretty cool but expensively trendy place with sex rooms for any bitches you accumulate throughout the night.
    I've been to Happy Endings a number of times but I think it closed down within the last year or so. The "sex rooms" were just the old shower areas so they weren't really private, they were right off the dance floor. I mean, people around the LES (which is where I live) can get pretty wild so I'm sure plenty of nudity has happened in them but I doubt any orgies. It was just like any other stupid, trying way too hard to be cool bar/club. There's just so many massage parlors in Chinatown some of them HAVE to do it. But I have very little interest in having some 50 year rub my junk probably 30 mins after she rubbed some other dudes junk.
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