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dom_daq Posts: 371 - Karma: 440 Karma: 440 Posts: 371 Loner So at my highschool, we have a senior parking lot (seniors only even though there are extra spaces every day and juniors would buy passes if it was allowed). We also have a rule that you can only go off grounds as a senior. As a junior, I have been successfully going off grounds (avoiding cameras, security etc) all fall until today. Today all of the juniors parked in senior lot (about 10) get called down to the office. Get the whole warning thing we will tow next time. So recently, we just learned that this fucker (senior) ratted on us and basically gave the school a list of names. So now they are trying to shut our shit down and we are pretty pissed. Even the seniors are basically all on our side. So i have a question for you newschoolers; how should we mess with his car/him? I want to straight up fight him but he's too pussy and I will get suspended if I fight in school so for now that's not much of an option. Ideas? Jan 22 2014 9:42PM 312 29 Shread Posts: 7 - Karma: 37 Karma: 37 Posts: 7 Newb give him a rim job! Ull get him good Jan 22 2014 9:46PM 22 0 EricaMN. Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347 Karma: 347 Posts: 2704 Addict dildo in the gas tank Jan 22 2014 9:48PM 17 0 corona Posts: 12862 - Karma: 33,643 Karma: 33,643 Posts: 12862 Crazy Fool yea this. Just make sure you rinse his rims well if you're using a strong soap or detergent or they might rust easily. Jan 22 2014 9:48PM 21 0 BROSEIDON Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495 Karma: 1,495 Posts: 3702 Addict What does "trying to shit our shit down" even mean? Jan 22 2014 10:10PM 9 1 Halo1junkie Posts: 202 - Karma: 435 Karma: 435 Posts: 202 Loner Buy 4 boots and boot all 4 tires Jan 22 2014 10:12PM 8 0 flyingsqirrel3 Posts: 91 - Karma: 305 Karma: 305 Posts: 91 Wannabe Definitely plug his tailpipe(s) with a potatoe Jan 22 2014 10:16PM 10 0 lineskier10 Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796 Karma: 796 Posts: 11339 Crazy Fool fight him pussy Jan 22 2014 10:16PM 12 0 gotti Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,558 Karma: 4,558 Posts: 4269 No Life that would literally have the same effect of booting one tire. also just cover his car in chocolate milk. if you really wanna fuck with him let it go bad first Jan 22 2014 10:17PM 15 0 theabortionator Posts: 53189 - Karma: 180,192 Karma: 180,192 Posts: 53189 Play Ball I'm going to say the same thing I say in all these threads. If you're going to try to prank somebody be creative. If you have to ask a forum what you should do maybe you should just find a new hobby or let it go. Jan 22 2014 10:20PM 4 8 flyingsqirrel3 Posts: 91 - Karma: 305 Karma: 305 Posts: 91 Wannabe Actually though, depending on if his car is front or rear wheel drive, put the car just barely up on blocks, just enough to keep the wheels that get power from touching the ground Jan 22 2014 10:20PM 6 0 skiersupreme Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,873 Karma: 4,873 Posts: 1549 Insane this would actually be so funny. or just glueing dildos all over his car Jan 22 2014 10:31PM 8 0 bunnies. Posts: 270 - Karma: 237 Karma: 237 Posts: 270 Loner Remove one of his tires and leave hints on where to find all of the lug nuts and lastly the wheel. leave a different clue at each part. and/or plug his tailpipe with a dildo Jan 22 2014 10:31PM 8 0 BenWhit Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257 Karma: 3,257 Posts: 4654 No Life peanut butter under the door handles. someone did this to me a party once. i was hardly amused. Jan 22 2014 10:45PM 3 0 bakedpow Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,471 Karma: 10,471 Posts: 8770 Crazy Fool make a copy of his key and whenever he goes to school/work/gym follow him and move his car like 3 spots over or some shit. my high school teacher did this to me (really long family friends) for about half a year. completely fucked my mind haha. Jan 22 2014 10:48PM 21 0 .AR6rider. Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799 Karma: 8,799 Posts: 15976 Post Whore Wait, I'm confused. Who is the bigger pussy here? Jan 22 2014 10:50PM 26 1 Halo1junkie Posts: 202 - Karma: 435 Karma: 435 Posts: 202 Loner No because if you just boot one he can take it off and put on the spare. 4 boots or gtfo Jan 22 2014 10:51PM 3 0 Halo1junkie Posts: 202 - Karma: 435 Karma: 435 Posts: 202 Loner Thats awesome Jan 22 2014 10:52PM 3 0 ABalls Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754 Karma: 3,754 Posts: 2091 Addict If he ever leaves a window cracked open throw a couple pieces of fruit and a ton of fruit flies into his car. Shit will swarm. Or plug his tailpipe. The pressure will either blow the exhaust right off or he will die from carbon dioxide poisoning. You're call op. Jan 22 2014 10:59PM 2 0 Halo1junkie Posts: 202 - Karma: 435 Karma: 435 Posts: 202 Loner Yeah he should just cop some fruit flies at 711 and chuck em in the car haha Jan 22 2014 11:01PM 2 0 Mr.Huck Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,905 Karma: 14,905 Posts: 6096 No Life I like this guy. That is classic. To OP, you may want to try the condom on the tail pipe. Car may not start, but if it does, it will inflate the condom on the back of the car. The condom may explode, go flying off, or the car may stall and die with the partially inflated rubber sticking off the back. Jan 22 2014 11:01PM 12 0 mikeyp433 Posts: 78 - Karma: 237 Karma: 237 Posts: 78 Wannabe Bang his mom! that will show him Jan 22 2014 11:02PM 7 2 SFB Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,370 Karma: 26,370 Posts: 8895 Crazy Fool heres a fun easy harmless prank to pull on someones car, first drain, the oil and windhsield wahser fluid then fill up the oil with wiper fluid and the wipers with oil. so funny. Jan 22 2014 11:03PM 18 0 whoa-dere Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,107 Karma: 7,107 Posts: 10596 Crazy Fool inner tube on exhaust Jan 22 2014 11:03PM 1 1 profa_212 Posts: 9852 - Karma: 49,793 Karma: 49,793 Posts: 9852 Crazy Fool You don't understand how boots work do you? Jan 22 2014 11:07PM 5 0 DIPED_IN_SAUCE Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,256 Karma: 2,256 Posts: 858 Insane Buy a lot of Vaseline and put it on his windows/windshield. It's a bitch to clean off but wont cause any actual issues, other then not being able to see. Also it allows you to write/draw fun words and shapes in it, or adhere various objects too it. Another good one is to get a bunch of fuzzy handcuffs and lock them to his roof racks. Jan 22 2014 11:15PM 1 0 -MK- Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,347 Karma: 5,347 Posts: 3253 Addict My school says only seniors can leave to. No one gives a fuck though. Freshman probably leave more than seniors Jan 22 2014 11:17PM 1 1 b-kul Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111 Karma: 1,111 Posts: 4350 No Life saran wrap his car. Jan 22 2014 11:38PM 4 0 profa_212 Posts: 9852 - Karma: 49,793 Karma: 49,793 Posts: 9852 Crazy Fool This is more long term.....so do it along with something short term....put rain-x spray in whatever shape/word/picture you would like. The next time it rains he will have that picture drawn out because of the rain drops running off of where you sprayed. Jan 22 2014 11:46PM 4 0 oakleyman15 Posts: 9 - Karma: 27 Karma: 27 Posts: 9 Newb Rub your slong in black ink and slap it on his car so he just knows how big of a dick he is and how big the dick that's going up his tight nerd pussy will be Jan 22 2014 11:47PM 3 0 Randy_Quench Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,348 Karma: 4,348 Posts: 5447 No Life wait till a day when its gonna rain and pour pancake mix all over his car. that shit gets wet and practically turns into concrete. probably the biggest pain in the ass prank i've ever had to deal with. Jan 22 2014 11:49PM 12 0 Charlie_Kelly Posts: 11958 - Karma: 12,326 Karma: 12,326 Posts: 11958 Crazy Fool Tehe Jan 22 2014 11:51PM 2 0 raymondcabral Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094 Karma: 1,094 Posts: 747 Ridiculous Wait till a sunny day and pour maple syrup all over his door handles and windshield. That shit should be like glue. Jan 22 2014 11:59PM 4 0 ReignMan Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226 Karma: 226 Posts: 1852 Insane ggo get a fuck ton of ceran wrap and stick wrap the shit outa his car. takes forever to get it all off... Jan 22 2014 11:59PM 1 0 MNS Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241 Karma: 3,241 Posts: 5386 No Life Put a pingpong ball in his gas tank. Jan 23 2014 12:05AM 2 0 Chief. Posts: 276 - Karma: 399 Karma: 399 Posts: 276 Loner loosen his lug nuts. you cant tell anything is wrong until your wheels flies off driving home Jan 23 2014 12:13AM 12 0 Halo1junkie Posts: 202 - Karma: 435 Karma: 435 Posts: 202 Loner The shitty boots they use around here you can take off and put on the spare. Those are the only kind you can buy online i think Jan 23 2014 12:15AM 1 0 nutz. Posts: 3150 - Karma: 6,743 Karma: 6,743 Posts: 3150 Addict put spoiled bologna on the paint Jan 23 2014 12:25AM 2 0 Parks. Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093 Karma: 1,093 Posts: 5612 No Life

befriend him, then invite him to a slumber party, put his hand in warm water with a camera in oyur other hand.

BOOM

the rest is history

Jan 23 2014 12:52AM 6 1 Squirtle Posts: 288 - Karma: 1,580 Karma: 1,580 Posts: 288 Loner If the car is small enough and you have enough people, you could probably pick up and move the car to some random place. Jan 23 2014 1:13AM 2 0 cool_name Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,136 Karma: 3,136 Posts: 4295 No Life tape the throttle wide open, getting the hood opened might be hard though Jan 23 2014 4:04AM 1 0 cool_name Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,136 Karma: 3,136 Posts: 4295 No Life drill a hole in his oil pan Jan 23 2014 4:08AM 1 0 cool_name Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,136 Karma: 3,136 Posts: 4295 No Life drill a hole in his oil pan Jan 23 2014 4:09AM 0 1 Laurent. Posts: 10060 - Karma: 25,380 Karma: 25,380 Posts: 10060 Crazy Fool Sometimes you just have to be audacious otherwise the punk as bitch won't learn. Jan 23 2014 5:22AM 9 0 alexg1687 Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,582 Karma: 1,582 Posts: 1505 Insane Cut little slits in the rubber in the windscreen wipers. He wont notice until it rains. Jan 23 2014 6:21AM 2 1 sNaubi Posts: 1634 - Karma: 2,357 Karma: 2,357 Posts: 1634 Insane crash a window and put in a bucket or two of expanding polyurethane foam, that'll do it. Jan 23 2014 6:27AM 2 0 BLADEE Posts: 1017 - Karma: 778 Karma: 778 Posts: 1017 Insane Slash his tires and smash his windshield he'll think it was so funny! Jan 23 2014 6:39AM 4 0 250r Posts: 2279 - Karma: 920 Karma: 920 Posts: 2279 Addict sugar in the gas tank. Jan 23 2014 6:55AM 0 0 sNaubi Posts: 1634 - Karma: 2,357 Karma: 2,357 Posts: 1634 Insane rotting fish under the hood. Jan 23 2014 7:06AM 1 0 soulskier Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841 Karma: 3,841 Posts: 17806 Post Whore Wrap some of this in a paper towel and hide it under a sheet Stuff reeks Jan 23 2014 7:22AM 2 0 *DELETED* Posts: 1043 - Karma: 939 Karma: 939 Posts: 1043 Insane Hammer nails into all his tires. Piss in his gas tank or washer fluid reservoir. Take off the stickers on his license plate or just steal his plates. If you can get inside the car the sky's the limit Jan 23 2014 7:28AM 0 0 All times are Eastern (-5)

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