How To Shave Your Butt For The First Time - MensXP

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Face facts: Everyone's hairy. That includes your crack, you ass. Not that we're insulting you into reading this piece of high literature; we literally mean you have hair in, around, up and down your anus. You don't need research to prove that to you. But if your valley hasn't seen the sight of a razor yet, pat yourself on the rear—you're that one in a million anomaly who doesn't manscape their fanny. One, because you're manly and two, that's not what men do. Basically, you're a coward. Moral of the story: shaving your butt doesn't make you manly or feminine. Whatever your race/gender, 'tis never the season for a gorilla-esque derrière.

Technically, the procedure is pretty simple. But...there's a catch. Your ass has a crack and somewhere within, lies a hole (sorry!), which happens to be blade-sensitive. Things can really go south for you if the razor slithers. So, brace yourself on what we are about to teach you and drop them pants. Gather some courage. And shave that fucking ass clean!

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Here's what you'd need before beginning your social experiment:

Razor

You use one already, so just grab that quick. But only to rinse it, dry and keep it back again. To shave your butt, you need a brand-new razor! And one, with multiple razors for a smooth swipe. Don't risk having germs/bacteria from your last shave with the razor, trickle into your butt. It's your ass, handle it with care.

Body Groomer 

Contrary to a razor, a battery operated body groomer can tap places that are tricky to reach. For example: the back and curvature of your peach. Go in for ones with multiple settings for best results.

Personal Groomer

If you're not exactly a bear, with just little hair around your hole, suggest you go in for a personal groomer. Spot the loose strands and trim them. Easy. 

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Shaving Mirror 

As much as you'd like it, you don't have the power to zoom into your ass with ease. A few of you could be flexible, but it's almost impossible for some. But while striking the razor on a fluffy bum, ensure A-list visibility. Grab a hand-held mirror for insider access into your buns!

Antiseptic 

AKA your after-shave. An antiseptic is imperative for you to avoid infections around your anus. Once you're done shaving, apply an antiseptic around the area for disinfection, conditioning or to just keep the area cool.

Shaving Gel

Because obviously you'd need some lather.

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Now, time for the real deal...

1. Wash THAT sh*t!

First things first, take a hot shower. And while you're at it, pay attention to your butt. Wash with an antiseptic body wash, lather in plenty and open the pores around the skin on and inside your cheeks. Now pat yourself dry (but not completely) and prepare for what's next...

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2. Squat on the mirror!

Your journey has begun. Place the shaving mirror on a flat surface and squat with your ass right on top of it. Take time to arrive upon an angle for best visibility!

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3. Cheeks go first!

Give your cheeks first priority. Start with shaving them first! Take some shaving gel and gently foam up the area on your cheeks. Go against your hair growth and shave the hair in vertically. Just two things: keep rinsing the razor frequently and don't go too harsh on the razor.

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4. Time to crack it open.

It's time to venture into the interiors. Most men are quite hairy inside, so while using a personal groomer, bring your scatter to a shorter length first and only then, strike the razor. Done trimming? Now grab the razor. Cut smoothly and steadily in the direction of hair growth and remember to keep running the razor through cold water. Feeling hairless already? No? Don't fret, go for another drive. Only this time, shave against the grain. After a few blade-induced minutes, you'll feel all clean.

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5. Rinse. Clean. Dry.

You're now done and dusted. Rinse your ass in the shower, clean it well and pat dry using a towel. Avoid rubbing it against your skin, to avoid uncalled-for irritations. 

6. The Big Finale!

Grab the antiseptic and use it liberally all over—inside, outside, in every nook and corner of your arse. It might burn you a little, but don't quiver. The feeling that'll follow next, will change your life forever.

Siddharth Batra

Specialty: Fashion & Lifestyle

Experience: 8 Years

Siddharth is a seasoned fashion and grooming writer with a passion for exploring trends and styles that elevate men. With a keen eye for detail and a knack for storytelling, he brings a unique perspective to the world of fashion journalism. From runway reviews to grooming tips, his work is characterized by insightful commentary and a commitment to celebrating diversity and self-expression. Know More

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