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Anonymous asked:

I noticed that Hisoka and Illumi's pants have like REALLY weird crotches on their pants in HxH. Like there's no zipper or pockets or anything. #harempants #theytotallywearboxers #theylikebreathingroom BUT HERE'S MY REAL QUESTION: Do you have boxers vs briefs headcanons you can give me for the trash duo and the sweaty boys? Thank you!

undercover-witch answered:

I imagine taking a piss with those pants must be a hassle. Dick in one hand, other hand holding the pants so they don’t fall. Hisoka has magic pockets though:

Au contraire, I think they want their junk in one place. Especially Illumi who canonically has a huge dick, he wouldn’t want it going plop plop to the sides when he fights. So tight Calvin Klein boxers for Illumi.

I believe Hisoka is wearing something comfortable too. I doubt he’d like the sensation of his junk falling from a thong when he fights. He has practical underwear, I think same as Illumi but speedo sized.

This is the underwear KilluGon had in the Hunterpedia, but I really don’t see Gon wearing bloomers. I think Gon has tighty whities and Killua normal boxers, not too loose, not too tight.

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amcraviotospeaks amcraviotospeaks

I honestly think Hisoka has strong feelings. Very strong, almost uncontrollable feelings that threaten to explode at any given seconds. He’s an emotional guy who feels strongly about things.

However, we’re quick to assume that emotional people wear their hearts on their sleeves. Hot headed, easy to read and sometimes even weak. All of these gross generalisations of what emotional people can be like.

Hisoka, he’s honest to himself about his emotions. He feels and understands them, thus he understands other people’s emotions or lack of thereof. The thing that could be considered a weakness becomes a strength because it’s precisely because he’s in touch with his emotions that he’s so damn good at getting inside people’s heads.

He feels and he feels things fiercely but he has no attachment to said things. He has no attachment, period. How could a man that enjoys the pleasures of life and shows so much passion for the things he does be considered an /emotionless/ person?

The fact that he lacks compassion and refuses to answer to anyone but himself doesn’t make him emotionless. It makes him the selfish, whimsical man we all know.

It’s precisely his fantastic ability to simply discard things what makes him who he is. Emotions might wash over him but he’s quick not to ignore them but to let them run their course and once the emotion has passed it’s gone, lost in the moment to never be revisited again.

He keeps them close for his emotions and his and his alone and he doesn’t talk about them unless specifically asked to –and even then he might lie– but it’s true that they’re there and they’re his and they can’t be ignored.

Ignoring them would meant not being true to himself and if there’s one person Hisoka has never lied to is to it’s him.

Lying to oneself can only lead to failure.

Hisoka doesn’t do failure.

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Anonymous asked:

Crack headcanon: Hisoka wore white in the Election arc as a subtle hint to Illumi to just drop the fucking question already.

Anonymous asked:

I think Illumi Zoldyck and Feitan would get along famously.

Let’s get the ball rolling. Does anyone here has any Gon Headcanons?

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sakialumei asked:

Can you imagine the Zoldyck's acting like a regular family like omg. Silva has the newspaper in the morning with the dad voice all "Now, sons, listen your mother." and Illumi driving everyone to school

undercover-witch answered:

Well, minus the school part, they kinda did act like a normal family in the bonus stories on the drama CD.

Here they have breakfast. Silva reads the newspaper and everything.

And here Illumi drives them to the mall.

They’re voiced by the actors of the 1999 anime.

Anonymous asked:

Kurapika is going to turn bad.

OOoh! That would be interesting. I cant say I would be surprised though either.-Admin Illumi

Feel Free to Ask Questions!

hunterxheadcanonsxhunter

Admin Illu here, Just wanted to say that we have a lot of our own headcanons as well. Ask us what we think about just about anything HxH and one of us is bound to have some kind of crazy opinion.Thats all I had to say. OH! And I wanted to know what everyone thought about the most recent anime arc! So please, please give us all your Election arc headcanons, we would love to hear them.~Illumi out!

amcraviotospeaks amcraviotospeaks

Forever in love with the Hunter Election Arc. It was a breather from the drama heavy Chimera Arc and it allowed us to see more of Illumi, which was very much needed.

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I agree! Haha.But I really do wish it was was a longer arc.(With more animated fight scenes!)It seems all the Zoldyck heavy arcs are quite shortWhich is too bad.

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Anonymous asked:

so like, what do you think the main 4 and hisoka, illumi, chrollo sleeping position is?

undercover-witch answered:

Leorio, Gon, Killua: sleep all over the bed. Leorio snores and makes weird faces when he dreams about girls. Killua’s limbs lose control, they’re everywhere. Gon occasionally munches on his pillow.
Kurapika: beautiful, sound sleeper. Doesn’t snore unless he has a cold, sleeps in comfy looking positions and is the type that looks gorgeous, complete opposite of Leorio.
Hisoka: he’s also a beautiful sleeper. When not in a hotel room, he finds a building to sleep in, unless forced by the situation, like in the hunter exam and GI, Hisoka doesn’t like to sleep outdoors. In a bed he sleeps on his side and when he’s with someone, on his stomach and an arm over that person. A vain attempt at cuddling.
Illumi: he can sleep anywhere, anyhow. Illumi can go a week without sleep, but sometimes he chooses to sleep to avoid screwing up the job. After a mission that involves a lot of tailing, he just rests against a wall standing up, his head drops to the side or down and he sleeps like that for 15 minutes to charge his batteries. In his bed at home, Illumi sleeps on his side, sometimes in fetal position.
Chrollo: he sleeps like he admires the stars. A hand under his head or his pillow, legs spread, looking up. Chrollo doesn’t snore, but his breathing is louder than usual. It’s actually “one of the most adorable things about him”, a survey between the troupe concludes. Because of his position, him waking up can be startling because he just rises all of a sudden like a mummy.

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Anonymous asked:

hxh headcanons?

paristanhill answered:

Have a few Zoldyck ones

Zeno is a regular at a fancy Chinese restaurant. He always goes there after a job, and talks about the people he met that day and various other topics with the owner, who he befriended due to his multiple visits. He doesn’t mention the fact he killed them

Alluka likes to play around with her hair and outfits, sometimes she likes to have it short with flowery dresses, sometimes she has it in pigtails with boots and jumpers with smiley faces on them, whatever she feels like

Silva takes Kikyo out on a lot of dates, they go out dancing, take boat rides on a lake covered in cherry blossoms, watch the stars, he’ll cook her dinner, they’ll spend a couple of nights at a private resort, and Kikyo absolutely adores it

All the Zoldyck kids have one food that they love. Killua has chocolate, (obviously), Milluki has chips, Kalluto loves popcorn, Alluka likes cake and for Illumi it’s ice cream. When Hisoka found out about Illumi’s love for it, he bribed him into hanging out by promising to buy him all the ice cream he wanted. It often worked.