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docthompson
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Media: 158 Joined Dec 5, 2016 Posts 621 Media 158 Likes 484 Points 73 Age 66 Location USA Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Male A Cock and Bull Story? Many legends surround the pilgrim, mystic and faith-healer Grigori Rasputin, one-time advisor to the Romanov family and, as Boney M famously put it, 'Russia's greatest love machine'. However of all the famous fables, few are quite as long-winded or amusing as the stories directly concerned with the Mad Monk's gigantic genitalia. Since the Siberian's assassination in 1916 many people have claimed to own the penis of the dead man, with one prominent Russian doctor currently displaying what he upholds is the real Rasputin rooter in his museum in St. Petersburg. Hang on a minute! How can anyone claim to have grabbed hold of such a schlong when surely the Russian mystic and royal advisor was buried with his tackle intact? Well not so according to some, who would have us believe that a maid came into possession of the prize privates after Rasputin's death. Some say that Rasputin was castrated by his assasins and that a maid found the dismembered... Errr... member when cleaning up the next day. Others claim that the canny wench, one of the hairy man's many bedtime conspirators, severed the sausage as a souvenir after the autopsy.
Whatever the (un)truth of the matter, the (alleged) fact is that Rasputin's ramrod was at large in the world. And much like in its making hay-day, the beast was wont to wander. In fact it next turned up in 1920s Paris, where a group of Russian ex-patriates worshipped the wonder weiner, certain that it would bring them fertility. However, on finding out about this crazy cult, Marie Rasputin (the Mad Monk's daughter) expressed her extreme disapproval of such goings-on and demanded the return of daddy's dong. However, just when it seemed that the saintly shaft had finally shrunk from the annals, it popped up again in 1994 for a final hurrah. It happened that Michael Augustine of California aquired the jolly John Thomas by accident when he purchased the effects of one Dr. Ripple in 1977. Dr. Ripple had collaborated with Marie Rasputin on a hagiography of her father, and so had inherited the whopper willy on Marie's demise. Or had she? Well after Michael Augustine sold the item in question to Bonham's auction house, tests were done and the would-be winkle turned out to be not a penis at all - but a dessicated sea-cucumber. And that was the (bell) end of that? No, siree. The latest twist in the trouser snake saga involves eminent Russian doctor Igor Knyazkin, head physician of the Prostate Centre of Russia's Academy of Sciences. The good doctor proudly opened the nation's first Museum of Erotica in 2004 (in a sexual health clinic!) in order to display some of the 15,000 items he has amassed during his time as a sex objects collector. Amongst them - you guessed it - is none other than the alleged appendage of the Mad Monk himself. An impressive 11 inches (nearly 30cm) long, and as thick as most men's wrists, the pickled pecker certainly measures up to the reports of Rasputin's raking rapier - which according to his daughter Marie (we're afraid to ask how she would know this!) was a whopping 13 inches long when pointing skywards. So Dr. Knyazkin's exhibit looks the part - so to speak - but is it really the genuine johnson? Well, no tests have been conducted on the mummified monster, which raises one's suspicions, whilst the general consensus amongst zoologists is that the ostracised organ most likely once belonged to a horse or bovine animal... Making the tool tale of Rasputin's penis, quite literally, a cock and bull story. More sleaze Vicar? 
docthompson
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Media: 158 Joined Dec 5, 2016 Posts 621 Media 158 Likes 484 Points 73 Age 66 Location USA Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Maleneverbiteorgag said: Honestly, I used to not believe it either. But I have seen a couple white man and a black man with at least 9 inches soft, and thick as a wrist. But more recently, a black woman had a bachlorette party at our condo clubhouse, she rented for private party. They had a young black guy who looked a little like L.L. Cool J except lighter skinned. And that guy was slapping the girls with his cock which covered two girls faces and had to be a foot long, if not longer and he couldn't get his hands around it, so I guesstimate at least 7-7 1/2 around. But it dont end there, his smile was killer and his body looked sculpted, not worked out. Truth is for every man that will show is junk, there are 10 who won't. It's impossible to say, this is the longest, thickest et cetera when many of the guys hung like a stallion WILL NEVER BE SEEN sometimes only by their girlfriend or wives. Because you havent seen it, doesn't mean, a man with a foot long don't exist. Ever see Rasputin's cock in a jar? Not only did he have a foot of dick but it was also about 8 inches around. So that's one in a jar, there are billions people in the world..and believe what you want, probably a million guys with 12 inchers which is kind of rare but certainly not a myth. Click to expand...
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docthompson said: Girl Sucking Enormous White Cock Homemade – Monster White Cock Click to expand...virus
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Media: 0 Joined Nov 12, 2017 Posts 1,090 Media 0 Likes 736 Points 123 Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Maleunknownuserx said: to put things in perspective his cock doesn't look natural and it is nowhere near 12-13 inches i measured the distance from the base of my cock to my knee and it was barely 15" and i am 6ft tall this guy looks like 9" flaccid not 12 Click to expand...9 inch flaccid? What you think he is hard? I think he is hard but with EQ like napier.
docthompson
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Media: 158 Joined Dec 5, 2016 Posts 621 Media 158 Likes 484 Points 73 Age 66 Location USA Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Maledocthompson said: View attachment 1217042 Mystery Solved Click to expand...After this picture,the local men got very jealous and did him in.
docthompson
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Media: 158 Joined Dec 5, 2016 Posts 621 Media 158 Likes 484 Points 73 Age 66 Location USA Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Male with photoshop,I can be 35 inches long.Go to my pictures
BigBen
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Gold Platinum Gold Media: 0 Joined Jun 29, 2004 Posts 3,923 Media 0 Likes 6,797 Points 693 Location United States Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Maleslimgurl said: Interesting input about the downward angle, however, a friend of mine who works in an in-house care facility for disabled people told me she had heard one of the patients was crazy big. She's already naturally curious, and didn't want to seem creepy, but a few days after she heard about this guy, she saw he was in his room with one of the employees who was showering him. She used that as the opportunity to check how things were going. She said she was stunned. Now, granted this guy is half-blind and he was deaf, but she said he was easily 12 inches SOFT. Of course I said she was FOS, but she is not one to lie or exagerate, so like WOW! I think these freaks exist but are very rare. Click to expand...True...very true...very rare but do exist...but I do take exception to the use of "freak" to describe him and others like him and I.
circedbychoice
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Media: 0 Joined Aug 16, 2016 Posts 2,379 Media 0 Likes 3,767 Points 158 Location Dallas, Texas Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender MaleBigBen said: True...very true...very rare but do exist...but I do take exception to the use of "freak" to describe him and others like him and I. Click to expand...I know they exist too. I saw the bulge of one hanging down a pants leg. It went all the way to the knee and at the end you could easily see the clear outline of his circumcised glans. I was in shock when I saw it. He had a huge ball sack bulge too.
docthompson
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Media: 158 Joined Dec 5, 2016 Posts 621 Media 158 Likes 484 Points 73 Age 66 Location USA Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Maledocthompson said: View attachment 1217042 Mystery Solved Click to expand...maybe this picture I created is real.The Rasputin myth,like John Dilliger is just that---a myth.The Rasputin dick is really some horse dick in a jar.They shot the Mad Monk in the head...period and nobody saved his horse cock.And John Dillinger is a arm. M
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Verified Gold View Verification Media: 76 Joined Jun 22, 2014 Posts 51,054 Media 76 Likes 733,460 Points 483 Location Georgia Verification View Sexuality No Response Gender Malegoldzilla said: If this guy senorlongdong was measured with a ruler: View attachment 590295 What size do you believe he would be? Click to expand...Really big still LOL D
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If anyone wants to see a 13 inch (13.5" or 34cm) cock on snap, the reddit user (hugeal1) of the same snapchat name gladly puts on shows!
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Media: 0 Joined Nov 21, 2019 Posts 1,491 Media 0 Likes 13,054 Points 333 Sexuality No Responseadoromentulato said: If anyone wants to see a 13 inch (13.5" or 34cm) cock on snap, the reddit user (hugeal1) of the same snapchat name gladly puts on shows! View attachment 72657531 View attachment 72657541 View attachment 72657551 Click to expand...that’s my entire abdomen
Milkdudd
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Verified Gold View Verification Media: 63 Joined Mar 17, 2019 Posts 1,665 Media 63 Likes 8,793 Points 433 Location United States Verification View Sexuality No Response Gender Maleadoromentulato said: If anyone wants to see a 13 inch (13.5" or 34cm) cock on snap, the reddit user (hugeal1) of the same snapchat name gladly puts on shows! View attachment 72657531 View attachment 72657541 View attachment 72657551 Click to expand...I would ask him to take one completely shirtless. A lot of actors when using the monster cock sleeves keep their shirt on filming in order to hide the seam of the sleeve. Though, if thats legitimate, then wow
NerdyDCLoner
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Media: 5 Joined Jun 23, 2020 Posts 2,066 Media 5 Likes 1,664 Points 158 Location Maryland, United States of America Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Maleadoromentulato said: If anyone wants to see a 13 inch (13.5" or 34cm) cock on snap, the reddit user (hugeal1) of the same snapchat name gladly puts on shows! View attachment 72657531 View attachment 72657541 View attachment 72657551 Click to expand...@TinyPrincess seen this yet
LongPenisSmallGirth
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Verified Gold View Verification Media: 57 Joined May 30, 2015 Posts 378 Media 57 Likes 1,125 Points 363 Location Pensacola (Florida, United States) Verification View Sexuality 80% Straight, 20% Gay Gender Male I would want to see him stroke his dick in a video so that we can be sure the photos aren't photoshoppedKdt
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Media: 0 Joined Jul 7, 2019 Posts 247 Media 0 Likes 443 Points 108 Location Kentwood, LA, USA Sexuality 100% Gay, 0% Straight Gender MaleLongPenisSmallGirth said: I would want to see him stroke his dick in a video so that we can be sure the photos aren't photoshopped Click to expand...Still on the fence
dgemini20
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Verified Gold View Verification Media: 12 Joined May 25, 2010 Posts 5 Media 12 Likes 241 Points 348 Location North Carolina, United States of America Verification View Sexuality 100% Gay, 0% Straight Gender MaleKdt said: Still on the fence Click to expand...It looks like there’s duct tape around the base of his dick?? What is that about? No videos without it?
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