Intervention (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

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Intervention (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Intervention (How I Met Your Mother) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Intervention ended its run in 1970.

Intervention (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Dear Marshall: I do not like that stupid hat. I want to beat it with a bat. Or maybe stab it with a fork. It makes you look like such a dork."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Dear Ted: It's "encyclopedia", not "encyclopaedia". You always pronounce things in the most pretentious way possible, and it makes you sound douchy, and not "douchay"."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Stanley Cup. Game 6, eh? The Rangers are about to be sorry they ever played shinny with the Canucks."
• (Marshall) "Hey, hey Robin."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Yeah?"
• (Marshall) "I'll give you 20 bucks if you can shoot it through this front door."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "You're nuttier than a Tim Horton's maple log. Timmy Ho."
• (Lily) "That's it Robin, give me the stick."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "I'll give you summer teeth. Some are here, some are there."
• (Lily) "Oh Robin, give me the stick."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Take off,"
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "hoser."
• (Barney) "Woah."
• (Lily) "That's it."
• (Barney) "Hey, hey."
• (Marshall) "Get her, get her."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "You wanna scrap, I'll scrap."
• (Ted) "Guys, come on."
• (Marshall) "For America."
• (Ted) "All right, all right, break it up."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Bring it on, bring it on."
• (Barney) "Ted, no. You never break up a girl fight. Never."

• (Barney Stinson) "The point is, marriage is stupid. Every year there are a million hot, new 22-year olds going into bars, and call me glass-half-full, but I think they're getting dumber."

• (Amber) "You're cute. How old are you?"
• (Barney Stinson) "Eighty-three. How old are you?"
• (Amber) "Thirty-one."
• (Barney Stinson) "Oh."

• (Marshall Eriksen) "Whats that?"
• (Ted Mosby) "A 1986 world book encyclopædia. Just the one I grew up with."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "An encyclopædia?"
• (Ted Mosby) "Oh. You think it should be pronounced encyclo-pee-dia. I'ts a common mistake. But if you look at that squished together "ae" symbol in this here encyclopædia, you'll learn that it's a ligature derived from the Anglo-Saxon rune ash --"
• (Marshall Eriksen) "You know, you're gonna have to pædia for that."

• (Ted Mosby) "When I was going through the closet I thought I saw the intervention banner."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "S-So?"
• (Ted Mosby) "So, the banner burned up. Why is there a new one?"
• (Ted Mosby) "And there are sealed letters here from all of you that say "Ted." Were you guys planning an intervention for me?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "Oh, that -- that was stupid. Yeah, just, just forget about that."
• (Ted Mosby) "Wh-What was it for? The Crocs? The hair product?"
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Not Stella --"
• (Ted Mosby) "Oh, my God, this was about Stella."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "I just said Not Stella. So maybe it was about your poor listening skills, Ted."
• (Ted Mosby) "What?"
• (Marshall Eriksen) "It's out of control. See?"

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