Jesus H. Christ - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content Jesus H. Christ Listen to pronunciation Share definition Jesus H. Christ is a mythological character stemming from Christian lore. The "H" in the middle of the names is believed to stand for a number of things, ranging from "Holy" to "Harold," However, recent evidence suggests that the "H" actually stands for "HeySeuss." This story book character's middle name was inserted recently in order to pay homage to the greatest children's story teller of all time: Dr. Seuss. While the movement started as something of a cult tradition, it quickly made its way into pop culture, even appearing on the silver screen from time to time as a profanity. This is of course wildly inappropriate to true followers as it is disrespectful to take the good Doctor'said name in vain. As a happy coincidence of this fan-fabricated name, the Hispanic pronunciation of the first name is also taught upon reading the middle name. God: Do you mind if I name my child after you? Dr. Seuss: It would be an honor. God: He shall be called Jesus HeySuess Christ. Dr. Seuss: Jesus H. Christ, a fine name for a main character. by DefiningReality June 3, 2017 Flag Get the Jesus H. Christ mug.

Jesus H. Christ

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Shortened version of the full name Jesus Hitler Christ. "I don't know man, Jesus Hitler Christ sounds weird." "So just go with Jesus H. Christ?" "Yeah" by TrueLiesFromLife February 19, 2019 Flag Get the Jesus H. Christ mug.

Jesus H. Christ

Listen to pronunciation Share definition A phrase used to express particular suprise, disgust or shock to an instance, as emphasized by the "H" (which stands for "Holy"). It's used in the same context as "Jesus Christ!", except the H is added to include greater emphasis on the concern. Note: The phrase is no more-or-less blasphemous than "Jesus Christ" "Jesus H. Christ, you scared the shit outta me!" by Alhadis June 17, 2004 Flag Get the Jesus H. Christ mug.

Jesus H Christ

Share definition Jesus Christ’s middle name. Some say it’s “Harold” or “Holy” but it is yet to be confirmed. Also used as a phrase to express unsettlement. 1) Let’s pray to our lord and saviour baby Jesus H Christ!2) *guy stubs toe* JESUS H CHRIST! by SoberMan October 21, 2020 Flag Get the Jesus H Christ mug.

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Share definition What you can say when you are extremely disgusted, shocked, suprised, etc. Jesus H Christ, that fart smells like rotten ass. by Jim shitmaster October 13, 2006 Flag Get the jesus h christ mug.

Jesus H. Christ

Listen to pronunciation Share definition "Jesus H. Christ", the "H" stands for "Heli" Jesus' GrandFather's name. LUKE 3:23, "Now Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as many people thought, the son of Joseph, the son of HELI." I can't believe it -- Jesus H. Christ actually MEANS something! by Father Dickinson, Hebrew-Catholic Association July 25, 2006 Flag Get the Jesus H. Christ mug.

Jesus H. Christ

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Jesus Hey-Zeus Christ. Many Mexicans are named after Him. Also used as a cuss-word by the irreverent. And He shall be named Jesus H. Christ because He shall say "Hey, Zeus, I'm gonna take your place!" by Reverend Lovejoy May 26, 2006 Flag Get the Jesus H. Christ mug.

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