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Kelly Michelle Lee Osbourne (born 27 October 1984 in London, England) is a British singer and actress. She is the daughter of Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne, and the sister of Jack Osbourne.

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The Osbournes

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• Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking loser!

• You haven't done anything, its your fucking daughter. I just got a call --when I'm in Tiffany-- from some woman telling me how I should prepare my vagina for my gynecologist appointment tomorrow. She booked me a fucking gynecologist appointment!

• Yeah, that's what I was wondering!! Who the fuck is Will Rogers?

• You don't go to someone's father, "I don't like the redness in your hair". It's fucking rude. I would never go to her father, "Oh, I don't like the baldness, maybe you should get a fucking tupee.

• You're not driving my car anymore Mum, I'm sorry.

• Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now.

• My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business.

• I don't really care what people think about my hair. It's my hair, so why should they care? Ooh, that rhymed.

• She's pissing in the bottle....just like she shit in Dad's bag of weed in Hawaii.

• Jack, you have like serious anger management issues.

The View

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• If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?

About

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• With parents like heavy metal rocker Ozzy Osbourne and entertainment impresario/personality Sharon Osbourne, you might have anger management issues, too.
  • Baltimore Jewish Times, Jan 30 2009

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Wikipedia has an article about: Kelly Osbourne Retrieved from "https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Kelly_Osbourne&oldid=3899793" Categories:

• Singers from England
• Models from England
• Pop singers
• Actresses from London
• Fashion designers from England
• Women activists from England
• LGBT rights activists
• 1984 births
• Living people
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• Television personalities
• Women born in the 1980s

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