Long Schlong - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content Long schlong Listen to pronunciation Share definition Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length. If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling by The King1234 March 27, 2009 Flag Get the Long schlong mug.

Long Schlong

Listen to pronunciation Share definition The most Mondo of all Dongs. A long Schlong is something utterly remarkable.A 20 foot dildo. *in bed* Her: You have such a long Schlong! Him: *penis grows to 20 feet* by LONGERSCHLONG October 28, 2018 Flag Get the Long Schlong mug.

Long Schlong

Listen to pronunciation Share definition A big beaner “Wow that’s a long schlong you got there” by oogaboogaboi November 14, 2017 Flag Get the Long Schlong mug.

Long schlong telegong

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too. "Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague. by gollomosh September 3, 2022 Flag Get the Long schlong telegong mug.

Long Schlong John

Share definition A person named John that has a particularly long schlong Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday? Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!! by John McMenda July 27, 2020 Flag Get the Long Schlong John mug.

long schlong silver

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Long Jon silver's big shiny dick He sure showed cernal sanders what it's like to get fucked by long schlong silver by Ron relby January 29, 2015 Flag Get the long schlong silver mug.

Playing the Long Schlong

Listen to pronunciation Share definition When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them. bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”bro 2: “Same tbh.” by Priest Of The Niggadel August 7, 2022 Flag Get the Playing the Long Schlong mug.

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