Mental State - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content Mental State Share definition Mental state describes your current stage of your mentality. There exist 10 mental states:STATE 1: The happy, vivacious and sensitive state: here you smile to the world and jump around, until you see.. the bird shit covering your car or windows. STATE 2: The unsatisfied, cynical and hysterical state: here you think the human nature is a disgrace and you prefer to whine, so you hand over the shit to your neighbours and start a conflict! STATE 3: The ambivalent and insecure state: you feel life got some up and downs, you can't really decide what you want or what you need. STATE 4: The disturbed state: the state where you begin to burn off dolls hair as a girl or paint your room with Disney cartoons when you are a boy. STATE 5: The lackadaisical state: you lack of spirit and rather want to sit on the couch eating crisps watching top 100 celebrities, you can't even bother to masturbate. STATE 6: The soothed sleepy relaxed state: usually appears after a joint or two or when you watch cricket and petanque. STATE 7: The jovial state: you're feeling jovial and you begin to spam smileys everywhere. STATE 8: The mental masturbation state, too many thoughts, WHAT TO DO?! You mental masturbate! STATE 9: The furious bored and annoyed state: a state that appears when you watch Tour De France. STATE 10: The dumb state: you are reading all those ten states or you are actually the one writing them. Question: What's 2 + 2?Person 1: It's 5 I can prove it!Person 2: NO damn it! It's 4, your mental state is on a DUMB level! You see, ll + ll = llll?! by ChrisO'Neat August 16, 2010 Flag Get the Mental State mug. More random definitions © 1999-2025 Urban Dictionary ®

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