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Pick Up Lines

by Eevee_Wafflez

Pick Up Lines

Table of contents

• Spell Me
• Whales
• The Weather Man
• Cinderella
• Pet Insurance
• Discounts
• The Couch
• One Way To Die
• Try...
• A Nice Song
• Eating My Way To Your Heart
• Hot One
• Life Alert
• Black Holes
• Trash
• Playing In Mud
• Booty Call
• Inhalers
• McDonals
• Cummingtonite
• What's On The Menu?
• Steal My Heart
• Library Card
• 65% Water
• I Am The View
• Angel With No Wings
• What My Mother Made
• Light Switch
• Paralyze Heal
• Work Of Art
• Newspaper
• My Jaw (Not Dirty-)
• Madaum
• Yoga
• Fisherman
• HEYYYY
• Pikachu
• D in my .Va
• Hot Dogs
• CuTe
• Hiding From the FBI
• Nutrition
• Fire Alarms
• Phone Number
• Down in History
• Big Toe
• Free Seat
• Japan
• Google
• Hold Something
• You'll Look Better in This
• Chicken Nuggets
• Carribean Sea
• Food
• Testing testing 123
• Innocent yet Corrupted
• 10/10
• Religious
• Pretty Cute
• Math
• Diarrhea (jfc)
• Cross-eyed

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Pick Up Lines

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Here are a few weird, crazy, and dirty pick up lines I know This will be updated as I receive, make, or remember more of them

#akward #dirty #funny #pickuplines #weird

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You (male): Hey spell "me"

Girl: M-E

You: Wait, you forgot the "D"

Girl: There is no D in me

You: Not Yet...

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