Poop Boner - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content Poop Boner Listen to pronunciation Share definition When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection. Dude, i got a massive poop boner right now.This poop boner is wicked! by Synthroid December 11, 2010 Flag Get the Poop Boner mug.

poop boner

Listen to pronunciation Share definition A need to poop that gives you a slight erection Tim Kaye had a poop boner after his concert. by TopeaseArlie July 22, 2006 Flag Get the poop boner mug.

boner poops

Listen to pronunciation Share definition poops that are as hard as boners Max had boner poops today. by -\(^.^)/- June 2, 2016 Flag Get the boner poops mug. More random definitions © 1999-2025 Urban Dictionary ®

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