Porch Monkey - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content porch monkey Listen to pronunciation Share definition someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack. your next door neighbor by pickledspork July 23, 2005 Flag Get the porch monkey mug.

porch monkey

Listen to pronunciation Share definition another type of racial slur towards black people. guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey by k0_ November 29, 2018 Flag Get the porch monkey mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you? by charlie December 9, 2003 Flag Get the porch monkey mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss. *Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted* Randal: Im taking it back! EX2 Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey! by Dodectabone July 21, 2006 Flag Get the porch monkey mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors. A small child that enjoys being on the porch. And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back. by Randall G June 11, 2006 Flag Get the porch monkey mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition Some who is a lazy fuck Damn porch monkey get off the fucking couch and take a walk. by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006 Flag Get the porch monkey mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition Describes that unprecedented situation, where a monkey's actually placed on a porch, seemingly enjoying itself. Retard: "Hey John, there's a monkey on that porch."John: "Yes, that's a porch monkey" by ILoatheMySelf June 25, 2009 Flag Get the porch monkey mug.

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