Pork Pie Hat - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content pork pie hat Listen to pronunciation Share definition an actual piece of apparel, a "stetson" like hat that has a very narrow brim Justin Timberlake wears a cool looking pork pie hat.An old Italian guy from Rhode Island proudly wears his pork pie hat.A stylin' Black guy from LA has a different pork pie hat for every day of the week. by Quinee April 29, 2010 Flag Get the pork pie hat mug.

pork pie hat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice. After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life. by darthredneck February 23, 2009 Flag Get the pork pie hat mug.

Pork Pie Hat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition A sexual maneuver in which after giving the female a creampie the male proceeds to attach a ham to the top of his head through the use of tape, string or other means. The male then thrusts his ham-topped-head into the female's vagina giving himself a pork(cream)pie hat. Removal of the ham is purely optional. Girl 1: I accidentally a whole pork pie hat. Girl 2: You accidentally what? Girl 1: A whole pork pie hat. Girl 2: That's bad can you even walk straight? Girl 1: It's starting to itch. ------------------------------------------- Guy 1: So I was giving this girl a pork pie hat when- Jerome: WHAT ARE YA DOING!? YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT GIVING PORK PIE HATS IN THE BAND ROOM! YOU'RE GIVING ME HEADACHE. Guy 1: Geez, I'm sorry it's just she really enjoyed it. Jerome: Thank you very much, thank you very much. Girl 1: Seriously it's really itching bad by Pedo-Bear December 9, 2008 Flag Get the Pork Pie Hat mug.

pork pie top hat

Listen to pronunciation Share definition The sexual act where after raw dog anal sex the woman sits on the mans head and lets the seman spill out into his hair. My head is cold.No problem i can give you a pork pie top hat to wear. by Fisting for jesus May 30, 2017 Flag Get the pork pie top hat mug. More random definitions © 1999-2025 Urban Dictionary ®

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