Q: Where Does A Snowman Keep His Money? A: In A...

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The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss to allow alcohol. 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. It encourages carpooling. 9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. It makes fellow employees look better. 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.Vote: share jokeJoke has 60.02 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, holiday, money, winter, workMany people get valuable furniture on hire purchase, it’s not that expensive when they buy it, but by the time it’s paid for they’re usually antiques.Vote: share jokeJoke has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."Vote: share jokeJoke has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: game, moneyA young woman walks into a bank to withdraw some money. ‘Can you identify yourself?’ asked the bank clerk. The young woman opens her handbag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says, ‘Yes, it’s me all right.’Vote: share jokeJoke has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: moneyQ: What's the best way of investing your money? A: Alcohol, where else do you get 40%?Vote: share jokeJoke has 80.60 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, moneyA foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."Vote: share jokeJoke has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: golf, men, sport, winter, womenQ: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.Vote: share jokeJoke has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bird, disgusting, holiday, winterA guy and his wife went to an expensive golf course. He said to his wife, "Be careful of the expensive houses around us. I don't know if we can afford to break a window." His wife tees off and breaks the biggest window of the most expensive looking house. He said, "Oh no! We had better go ask how much it's gonna be." So he and his wife go up to the house and see the door open. They went inside and saw the golf ball lying next to a broken glass bottle. A man walks up and says, "Thank you!" The husband said, "I'm sorry about the..." And the man interrupts, "Oh don't worry about the window. I have to thank you for getting me out of the bottle. You see, I'm a genie. So you get one wish and your wife gets one, but, in return, you have to give me one." The husband asks for $100 million. The genie says, "Done." The wife asks for 80 exotic sports cars. Genie says, "Done." "Now, my wish is to have sex with your wife because, you know, I've been trapped in that bottle for so long." They agreed since their extravagant wishes had been granted. And so the genie has sex with the man's wife, not just once but many times. When they're done, the genie asks the wife, "How old is your husband?" She answers, "33." And, the man said, "And he still believes in genies?"Vote: share jokeJoke has 74.97 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: age, genie, golf, marriage, moneyRobert came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', Asked Robert. 'I'm going to Nairobi', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get 4000 a night for what I give you for free! 'Robert said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand. 'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife. Robert said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on 8000 a year!'Vote: share jokeJoke has 59.39 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: money, sex, travel, wife, workChuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.Vote: share jokeJoke has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, winter Returning visitor? Have you seen all jokes? Try new jokes Joke of the day See today's joke Do you know a good joke which isn't here? Add your joke

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