Shoot Blanks - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content shoot blanks Listen to pronunciation Share definition to be infertile and unlikely to impregnate a woman by having sex with her (from a term used to describe the firing a gun loaded with bullets designed not do harm to the target) She never realized he was shooting blanks until he hesitated about buying condoms. (example of shoot blanks) by The Rerturn of Light Joker June 5, 2009 Flag Get the shoot blanks mug.

shoot blanks

Listen to pronunciation Share definition the inability to ejaculate semen due to various medical problems including unnecessary prostate surgery. technically its called retrograde ejaculation or dry orgasm. your semen is deposited into your bladder and you void it next pee. adequate sexual tension release and pleasure is diminished. this may be psychological but is also physiological dude: when i jerk off and have an orgasm all i do is shoot blanks. dude 2: how about when your banging a female? dude: same thing dude 2: how about when she's given you head. dude:same....sigh by ymouszanon August 29, 2013 Flag Get the shoot blanks mug.

shoot blanks

Listen to pronunciation Share definition male dry orgasm due to sexual technique, diabates, post prostate removal, et al. For many males who can no longer expel semen due to medical procedure or illness it is a negative, depressing, and angry loss. Sexual sensation is diminished or orgasm is painful. sexual tension is not sufficiently alleviated with permanent dry orgasm. After prostate removal by the up the dick method, I can no longer shoot my load. I can only shoot blanks. I hope my urlogist's genitals falls off. by ymouszanon March 30, 2015 Flag Get the shoot blanks mug.

shoot blanks

Listen to pronunciation Share definition To be impotent and not able to impregnate a female. Only a male can "shoot blanks". Aaliyah: "Wait...we shout use some protection." R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..." (out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK." Aaliyah: "All right." R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?" Aaliyah: "OK." (3 months later) R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something." by Nick D July 19, 2004 Flag Get the shoot blanks mug.

Shooting blanks

Listen to pronunciation Share definition When you've jacked off so much that you are no longer able to produce semen. I was trying to beat my record today, and by the 12th time I was shooting blanks by pakleader2000 May 13, 2017 Flag Get the Shooting blanks mug.

Shooting Blanks

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Blowing your load, but producing no sperm that is capable of impregnating a woman. "Man, we've been trying to have a kid for ages, I'm shooting blanks at the moment." Q: "Didn't you use a rubber?" A: "Nah, I'm shooting blanks." by Diego July 8, 2003 Flag Get the Shooting Blanks mug.

Shooting Blanks

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Obvious consequence of a vasectomy. Plenty of cum, but babies have been removed. Silly girlfriend thinks our baby will win a wedding ring. So I will enjoy the nightly bareback rides and keep shooting blanks by keeping my vasectomy secret. by Vulgar Skunk May 18, 2017 Flag Get the Shooting Blanks mug.

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