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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date. A guest is ordering at a restaurant, “Do you think you could bring me what that gentleman over there is having?” - The waiter looks at him sternly, “No sir, I’m very sure he intends to eat it himself.” I had a dream where an evil queen forced me to eat a gigantic marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone. A Japanese student: "Master Aykodo, why do Europeans think we look all the same?"-The master replied: "I'm not master Aykodo." Funny joke with two donkeys

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? -Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all. A man asks his iPhone: “Siri, why am I still single?!” - Siri activates front camera. My boss told me that I don’t know my boundaries. So I fired him. Wife: "OK, that's it, I'm leaving you! You're SO childish!" Husband: "Well, good luck with that - because the floor is lava!" A clairvoyant to a man, “I can see you are the father of 3 kids.” - The man smiles smugly, “No, I have 4 kids.” - The clairvoyant, “That’s what you think.” Years ago, I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since. On a mountain trip a man falls down into a crack. His wife calls after him, “Are you OK?”-“Yeah!”- “Are you hurt?”-“No!”-“Not a scratch? How come?!“- “I’m not done falling yet-et-et-et-et!” Where do we get virgin wool from? -Ugly sheep. Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn! It has four legs and it can fly, what is it? -A pair of birds. Little Red Riding Hood walks all alone through the deep dark wood. Suddenly she hears rustling in a thick bush. Cautiously she moves the branches aside and finds herself facing the big bad wolf."Oh, Big Bad Wolf, why do you have such huge red eyes?" -"Go away! I'm crapping!" Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far! -Yeah, the catapult is really amazing. Go get our daughter! A husband and a wife are having dinner at a nice restaurant. The woman drops some tomato sauce on her white top. "Oh no, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "Also, you dropped some tomato sauce on your shirt!" Next: Part 2 (Hilarious) Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 Our Funniest Joke Categories Best Short Jokes Hilarious Jokes One-Liners Funny Sayings New Jokes A Bit Harder: Black Humor Marriage Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Yo Mama Jokes Quote Jokes Surprisingly Weird but Very Funny: Best Puns Bad Jokes Double Meaning Jokes Dad Jokes Family Firendly: Kids Jokes Clean Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Little Johnny Jokes A Bit Longer: Good Jokes Jokes to Tell Your Friends Spoken Audio Jokes Not Exactly Jokes but Very Funny Too Shower Thoughts Fun Facts Funny Quotes Funny Riddles and Answers Specials: Smart Jokes Jokes for Seniors Chemistry Jokes