Size Up - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content size up Listen to pronunciation Share definition to estimate or assess someone or something He did size up the potential destruction, but did not act decisively in the end. by The Return of Light Joker May 25, 2009 Flag Get the size up mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition When two men are engaged in a heated argument and it is clear no resolution will be made, one male will say "size up", prompting both participants to expose their penises. The one with the larger penis wins the argument by default simply because his penis is larger. No exceptions. Male 1: "Dude, you're a fucking dumbass, McDonalds is definitely better than Wendy's."Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better."Male 1: "Size up"Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better. by VillanovaJC March 30, 2011 Flag Get the size up mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition when u measure each others cocks guys ''I'll measure urs if u measure mine'' That would be a size up. by rw-lad October 8, 2008 Flag Get the size up mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition The act of checking someone out to see if you can take them in a fight Chad told me he was sizing up brad and he thinks he can take him. by DomToretto July 17, 2021 Flag Get the Sizing up mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition The phrase "size up", usually used in arguments, essentially means to "stand up and fight" "Yo, no long talkin' b. Either size up or nize up"In other words..."Hey man, I don't want to do this long talking business anymore. Either stand up to me and let's fight, or shut up." by suwayy March 26, 2017 Flag Get the Size up mug.

Sizing up

Listen to pronunciation Share definition The act of looking at someone and determining if you could take them in a fight. Conor was sizing up Jake for their big fight and thinks he can win. by LordFarquadd July 25, 2021 Flag Get the Sizing up mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition To get a feel of someone's strength by observing them or a call out to get someone to fight youThis pretty simple term which was then redefined by tiktok idiots into: When a man looks if his dick will fit by checking out a girl's thighs. Bro 1: Bro, I fucked your momBro 2: Size up, bitch.Bro 1: BetWhat tiktok idiots think it is:Girl: OMG you're so gross, why are you sizing me up?Boy: Umm... I wasn't. I don't want to fight by NNatty August 14, 2021 Flag Get the Size up mug.

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