SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Three

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SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Three SpongeBob SquarePants is a TV series that premiered in 1999 on Nickelodeon. It is one of the most popular Nickelodeon shows, it later spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games. more » More SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Three quotes » Edit Buy

Mary: Yes?

SpongeBob: Hello, young lady! [Patrick giggles] We're selling chocolate. Is your mother home?

Mary: MOM!

[Mary's mother, just a brain and spinal cord of a creature, pulls up in a wheelchair.]

Mary's Mother: What?! What?! What's all the yelling? [SpongeBob and Patrick react] You just can't wait for me to die, can you?

Mary: They're selling chocolate!

Mary's Mother: They're selling chocolate?

Mary: Yeah!

Mary's Mother: What? What are they selling?

Mary: Chocolate!

Mary's Mother: What?

Mary: Chocolate!

Mary's Mother: I can't hear you!

Mary: THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!

Mary's Mother: They're selling chocolate?!

Mary: YEAH!

Mary's Mother: Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always HATED IT!

SpongeBob: Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating, it's for...

Patrick: You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever!

Mary: No, no, no...

Mary's Mother: Live forever, you say? I'll take one!

[Disgusted, Mary hands SpongeBob the money.]

Mary's Mother: Come on, you lazy Mary! Start rubbing me with that chocolate!

Mary: [to SpongeBob] I HATE YOU! [slams door]

SpongeBob: [to Patrick] If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!

Patrick: Hooray for lying!

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