Ted - Where To Watch And Stream - TV Guide

X Close Ad

Join or Sign In

Sign in to customize your TV listings

Continue with Facebook Continue with email

By joining TV Guide, you agree to our Terms of Use and acknowledge the data practices in our Privacy Policy.

• Live & Upcoming Live & Upcoming
  • TV Schedule
  • New Tonight
  • Streaming
  • Live Sports
  New This Month
  • The Ultimate Guide to What to Watch on Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video, HBO Max, and More in October 2025
  • New and Upcoming Netflix Shows and Movies
  • New and Upcoming Hulu Shows and Movies
  • What's New on and Coming to Max and HBO
  • Everything New on and Coming to Amazon Prime Video
• Shopping Shopping
  • The 5 Best Live TV Streaming Services in 2025
  • 7 Prime Video Add-Ons That'll Supercharge Your Streaming Lineup
  • What Is a VPN?
  • How to Get an ESPN+ Free Trial in 2025
  The Latest
  • Wicked Fans, Your New Favorite Owala Bottles Have Arrived
  • Columbia Drops Star Wars Endor Collection Fans Are Freaking Out Over
  • Philo Drops a Surprise $25 Promo — Get 70 Channels Affordably
  • Where to Watch Home Alone Movies: A Complete Guide to All Six Films
• What to Watch What to Watch
  • The New Summer 2025 Shows
  • The Big Summer TV Guide
  • Recommendations Newsletter
  • The Best Shows on Netflix Right Now
  • The Best Shows on Hulu Right Now
  • The Best Shows on Prime Video Right Now
  • The Best Shows on HBO Max Right Now
  If You Like...
  • 8 Epic Fantasy Shows Like The Wheel of Time to Watch Next
  • 8 Shows Like The Summer I Turned Pretty
  • 8 Shows Like Severance to Watch Next
  • 8 Shows Like Netflix's Adolescence
• News News
  • Latest News
  • Shopping and Best TV Deals
  • TV Recommendations Newsletter
  The Latest News on Your Favorite Shows
  • Paradise Season 2: What to Expect in the Thriller's Next Chapter
  • Landman Season 2: Expect More Demi Moore
  • The Summer I Turned Pretty Season 3 Is Oh So Close Now
  • Neagley: Everything to Know About the Reacher Spin-Off Show
  • Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Season 3 Has an Exciting New Trailer

• Overview
• Cast & Crew
• TV Listings
• Trailers & Videos
• News

Ted

• Watchlist

• 62   Metascore
• 2012
• 1 hr 46 mins
• Comedy
• R

• Watchlist

• Watchlist

John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted.

• Streaming
• Airings

Loading. Please wait...

Content not available in your region? ExpressVPN can help you stay connected wherever you are. Get 4 extra months FREE with TV Guide's exclusive offer.

Cast & Crew See All

Mark Wahlberg

John Bennett

Mila Kunis

Lori Collins

Seth MacFarlane

Ted

See Full Cast & Crew

Featured Video

Ted 0:30 Watch Now

0:30 Ted

Trailers & Videos See All

Ted

0:30

Ted (UK Trailer 1)

2:26

Ted (Alternate Trailer)

2:32

Ted (Trailer 1)

1:32

Ted (Trailer 2)

2:32

Ted: John And Lori Have A Date With Ted And Tami-Lynn

0:53 See All Trailers & Videos

Awards

• 2013 - Oscar - Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Song - nominated
• 2012 - Teen Choice Award - Choice Summer Movie - Comedy/Musical - nominated
• 2012 - Teen Choice Award - Choice Movie Chemistry - nominated
• 2012 - Teen Choice Award - Choice Movie: Fight - nominated

You May Also Like See All

Celine and Julie Go Boating

Pinocchio

Singin' in the Rain

The Rules of the Game

Latest News See All

Watch the Smutty, NSFW Trailer for Ted 2

Ready for more Ted?

Tue, Apr 28, 2015

Seth MacFarlane Sued for Allegedly Stealing Idea for Ted

A California production company is claiming that Seth MacFarlane stole the idea of a foul-mouthed Teddy bear for his movie Ted. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Bengal Mangle Productions filed a lawsuit Tuesday stating that its 2008 screenplay Acting School Academy featured a raunchy teddy named Charlie.

Wed, Jul 16, 2014

Amanda Seyfried to Star in Ted 2

Amanda Seyfried has signed on to star in Ted 2, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Seyfried has already worked with Ted director Seth MacFarlane on his upcoming Western comedy A Million Ways to Die in the West, which is slated for a May 30 release.

Wed, Feb 26, 2014

Mila Kunis Signs on as Jim Bean Spokesperson

Mila Kunis has signed on as a spokesperson for Jim Beam bourbon, the company announced on their Twitter page Wednesday...

Fri, Jan 31, 2014

Celebrity Cameos! The Real Johnny Drama! 7 Reasons to Take a Bite out of A&E's Wahlburgers

He's been nominated for two Academy Awards. He's had a No. 1 hit on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. His latest movie opened to $37 million earlier this month. So why would Mark Wahlberg want to star in a reality show? "I thought kind of the same thing," executive producer Rasha Drachkovitch tells TVGuide.com.  "It definitely helps that the subject matter is his family and the family business." That family business, the Hingham, Mass., restaurant Wahlburgers, is the focus of the new A&E reality show of the same name. Premiering Wednesday at 10:30/9:30c, the docu-series follows Wahlberg, along with his two brothers, singer and Blue Bloods star Donnie and chef Paul Wahlberg, in their adventures running a restaurant together. Winter TV 2014: Must-see new shows After first reading about the fast-casual burger spot two years ago, Drachkovitch reached out to Mark about the reality show idea. He soon traveled to Hingham to meet ...

Wed, Jan 22, 2014 See All News

Popular Movies See all movies

Red One

2 hr 3 mins After Santa Claus – Code Name: RED ONE – is kidnapped, the North Pole's Head of Security (Dwayne Johnson) must team up with the world’s most infamous bounty hunter (Chris Evans) in a globe-trotting, action-packed mission to save Christmas. 34   Metascore 2024 Action & Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Suspense Watchlist Where to Watch

The Year Without a Santa Claus

0 hr 51 mins Mrs. Claus tells us about the time Santa had a bad cold and decided to take a vacation from Christmas. Two of his elves, Jingle and Jangle Bells, decided to go out with Vixen to find children to convince Santa that the Christmas spirit is still important to everybody else. But they must get past Heat Miser and Snow Miser before they land in Southtown, USA, where it never snows for Christmas. Heat and Snow can't agree to let this change, but Mrs. Claus knows their mother, Mother Nature. 1974 Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Music Watchlist Where to Watch

White Christmas

2 hr 0 mins Having left the Army following W.W.II, Bob Wallace and Phil Davis team up to become a top song-and-dance act. Davis plays matchmaker and introduces Wallace to a pair of beautiful sisters (Betty and Judy) who also have a song-and-dance act. When Betty and Judy travel to a Vermont lodge to perform a Christmas show, Wallace and Davis follow, only to find their former commander, General Waverly, as the lodge owner. A series of romantic mix-ups ensue as the performers try to help the General. 56   Metascore 1954 Comedy, Music, Drama Watchlist Where to Watch

The Holiday

2 hr 16 mins Iris is in love with a man who is about to marry another woman. Across the globe, Amanda realizes the man she lives with has been unfaithful. Two women who have never met and live 6000 miles apart, find themselves in the exact same place. They meet online at a home exchange website and impulsively switch homes for the holiday. Iris moves into Amanda's L.A. house in sunny California as Amanda arrives in the snow covered English countryside. Shortly after arriving at their destinations, both women find the last thing either wants or expects: a new romance. Amanda is charmed by Iris' handsome brother Graham and Iris, with inspiration provided by legendary screenwriter Arthur, mends her heart when she meets film composer Miles. 52   Metascore 2006 Comedy, Drama Watchlist Where to Watch

Christmas Vacation

1 hr 37 mins Clark Griswold, the well-intentioned, walking disaster who has dragged his family through the horrors of traveling in two previous National Lampoon Vacation films, has decided to stay home for the holidays--and the neighborhood will never be the same.​ 49   Metascore 1989 Comedy Watchlist Where to Watch

Home Alone

1 hr 43 mins Eight-year-old Kevin McCallister has become the man of the house, overnight! Accidentally left behind when his family rushes off on a Christmas vacation, Kevin gets busy decorating the house for the holidays. But he's not decking the halls with tinsel and holly. Two bumbling burglars are trying to break in, and Kevin's rigging a bewildering battery of booby traps to welcome them! 63   Metascore 1990 Comedy, Family Watchlist Where to Watch