The 63+ Best 50 Cent Jokes - UPJOKE

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I heard 50 Cent wasn’t expected at the half time show

I didn’t think it was a surprise he came out after two quarters

50 Cent Concert

Guy: Dad Give me some money, I want to go to the 50 cent concert. Dad: Here is a dollar, take your sister along

Anyone see 50 cent perform at the Super Bowl?

Inflation is real

What did 50 Cent say to his Grandmother when she made him a sweater?

Gee, you knit?

50 Cent has officially changed his name

It’s now 3.50 to adjust for inflation.

What does 50 Cent call himself in Russia?

50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 rubles

I asked 50 Cent for some advice

Now he is 48 Cent

Due to recent changes, 50 cent has changed his citizenship to the UK.

After experiencing weight gain, he is being converted to UK currency and will now be known as "50 pounds".

I really love 50 Cent...

...Or as we call him here in Zimbabwe, '200 million dollars'.

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam

I’d have $ 6.30 now.

My favorite rapper is 50 cent

Or as the British people now call him, 10,000 pounds.

Putin once said: “I really like 50 cent”

“Or as we call him in Russia, 4 million ruble”.

If I had 50 cents for every time I'd read a 50 cent joke today...

I'd have about tree fiddy.

What happens when 50 Cent eats his food?

58. Fifty ate.Okay I’ll just see myself out.. sorry.

How DARE you all make fun of 50 Cent’s weight from last night?!

It took a lot of courage for those two guys to hang upside down on national television!

I am a big fan of the rapper 50 cent,

Or as they call him in Zimbabwe, 400 billion dollars.

The rapper 50 Cent is known by many names

For instance, in Russia they call him 1352 Ruble**Edit:** Make that 1459 Ruble

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

400 million dolla man.

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I am over 18

Rapper 50 cent just came out as bisexual…

He’s now called 50/50.

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I am over 18

Steve dates a girl for the first time

Unfortunately, he doesn't know anything about sex, so he fears that it could get seriousDesperate he asks his friend Tom, a real Casanova, for some tipsTom thinks for a little bit and says:"Alright, if you want to please a girl, its all about movement. Let's do an exercise!"