The Poop Sweats - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content poop sweat Listen to pronunciation Share definition Persipation of the most seldom occurance, in which one's ass sweats, not from heat or activity, but rather from the anticipation of a catastrophic dooley (poop) that is forthcoming. In addition, said sweat emits an odor characteristic of that same foul dooley. (Note: NOT synonomous with butt sweat, swamp ass, etc.) "Jesus Christ, Pat, what's that smell?" "Man, I gotta deuce. That's my poop sweat you're smelling." by John P Cunningham and Ryan M Carbone May 11, 2004 Flag Get the poop sweat mug.

poop sweats

Listen to pronunciation Share definition When you have the sudden urge to move your bowels and you start sweating. A real poop emergency. Usually associated with explosive diarrhea. I had to shit so bad yesterday. I couldn't find a bathroom, I had the poop sweats and everything!! by J-Millions June 14, 2008 Flag Get the poop sweats mug.

Poop sweats

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Plural noun: 1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure 1. We need to pull over, Carol - I’m getting the poop sweats and it’s not gonna be pretty2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats by theoxfordcomma October 15, 2018 Flag Get the Poop sweats mug.

poop sweats

Listen to pronunciation Share definition when you eat lots of spicey foods, you will end up going to the bathroom and when you try to go poo, it'll be hard so you'll start to sweat from all the pushing. "All of those hot rods gave me the poop sweats" "aww! my butt hurts so much from the poop sweats" by MCJ June 25, 2006 Flag Get the poop sweats mug.

The poop sweats

Share definition When your lower belly aches, you feel a sudden hot rush to your butthole but can't get to the shitter anytime soon. The sweats kick in and you're forced to wait in pure agony until the feeling passes. Man, that mexican from last night really gave me the poop sweats. by Bjakeolsaari95 May 7, 2020 Flag Get the The poop sweats mug. More random definitions © 1999-2025 Urban Dictionary ®

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