Tim And Moby Of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay

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Tim and Moby of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay

November 1, 2020 Caitlin Carr-Smith 317 comments

After years of speculation, the man/robot duo Tim and Moby, famous for videos loved by overly ambitious elementary schoolers, have publicly announced their status as a gay couple.

“We weren’t sure how people were going to react,” Tim stated in their joint press release. “Would our young viewers still be able to retain basic educational topics if they knew we were raw-dogging it off screen? For a long time, we just couldn’t take that risk.”

Over the years, countless allegations have been made about the status of their relationship, although these allegations have always been denied. One anonymous source claimed to have seen Tim and Moby in a New York City alley in 2011: “I’m not sure that Moby needed to be on his knees to get his system rebooted.” In addition, a business associate once caught Tim stroking Moby’s sensory wires under the table during a meeting, and in 2015, even Tim’s own mother claimed her son “completely abandoned his weebo [sic] body pillow” to sleep next to a smooth, hard, man-shaped robot. However, Tim has always been quick to brush aside these claims: “I’m just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.” Meanwhile, Moby is incapable of human speech, but in the past was known for beeping angrily and printing extra copies of GQ when asked about his sexuality.

The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as “the Third Industrial Revolution”. Parents of BrainPOP viewers also seem to approve, although some are concerned that their children will start viewing their household appliances as potential sexual partners – toasters seem to be the main suspect, with all their hot holes.

Coincidentally, Pope Francis endorsed same-sex marriage mere days after Tim and Moby’s announcement, although he has yet to state whether the Catholic Church will extend this welcome to couples where one partner can only understand the Bible if it’s uploaded onto their hard-drive through robotic colonoscopy.

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Cherry January 21, 2026 at 12:39 pm
The white hospital lights flooded the room. Tim’s screams echoed through the halls. The baby was coming. Moby panickly beeped as he held Tim’s hand, telling him to keep pushing. “It’s coming!” Tim cried out, sweat dripping off of him. The doctor stood at the ready to catch the baby. He called out “I see the head.” Tim looked at moby with tears in his eyes and a smile on his face. Tim’s face distorted with anguish as he made the finial push. The doctor grabbed the baby the carefully handed it to Tim. Tim looked at his baby with pure fondness. He clutched it to his chest as he looked to moby. “Look, it’s our baby. Our beautiful baby girl” Tim said as he kissed her on her head.
DADDYZADDYWITHANASSSOFATTY December 2, 2025 at 12:08 pm
ts is so peak :P
acekisser November 23, 2025 at 2:06 pm
this is true guys I was there
RailynCarc-ass November 19, 2025 at 2:02 pm
It’s all over the screen
realdeethedarkestprince November 19, 2025 at 12:45 pm
pen pineappling my appel penn rn
fiercestyourmajesty November 19, 2025 at 12:45 pm
grandma ji needs to stop harassing this comment section
fiercestyourmajesty November 19, 2025 at 12:39 pm
jackass
fiercestyourmajesty November 19, 2025 at 12:37 pm
when she touch yo hello dingaling
Hope November 15, 2025 at 4:33 pm
RAW DOGGING?
Cup Flag Rose November 12, 2025 at 12:26 pm
are you guys taking a third
silas November 7, 2025 at 9:27 pm
this is making me shit tears i love this im showing this to my friends and saying its real
SIGMA November 5, 2025 at 12:49 pm
NO THIS NOT Good Like I want them to be friends
Diego Guerrero November 3, 2025 at 7:46 pm
this made me hard
eris October 6, 2025 at 11:04 am
keep making these pls
moby September 30, 2025 at 7:40 am
this is awesome
Saphie September 17, 2025 at 4:01 pm
Wow. This is just… Breath takin’. This hits different if it’s like… 2am…
Sc3n3-S1lly July 21, 2025 at 1:16 am
Reading this while sleep deprived and your third monster can in is an experience.

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Tim And Moby Of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay