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Skip to main content TMP Listen to pronunciation Share definition Text my phone 1. tmp for the info by panda_smile March 30, 2015 Flag Get the TMP mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition Acronym for "too much pressure". Could also be used in the context of something being too much effort, and you can't be bothered.Created by Rosie Lord and not George Shiel I'm not going tonight its just tmp right now by qwertyuioPasdfghjkLzxcvbnmz February 22, 2011 Flag Get the TMP mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition 1.Can be summed up in 2 words: Ownage Machine 2.Gun that noobs think is weak 1.P1:I weild the ownage machin! P2:Oh you mean the TMP? 2.Omfg wtf h4x wtf he kild me w/ teh tmp wtf wat a h4x0r tmp si teh suk! by Cheshire July 29, 2003 Flag Get the TMP mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition TMP also known as - Touch My Penis One male is pinned down and another male pulls out his penis and begins to masterbate on to the first male. The first male must touch the other males penis (and suffer being called a faggot). If the penis is not touched, then the only way to end the game is by the other male finishing. TMP!!!!!! by TMP69696969696969 June 28, 2010 Flag Get the TMP mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition Touch My Penis or in Spanish, Toca Me la Penga It is multi-lingual. This came from a conversation about abbreviations such as IDK, OMG etc... thus TMP was born. TMP has already spread widely through out Houston and we hope it continues to do so. Young and old all appreciate the TMP. OMG, TMP! What are you doing 2nite? IDK TMP? by Jesus Sordizzle January 13, 2009 Flag Get the TMP mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition An extremely powerfull weapon cablable of killing anything in its path. Many people try to use the TMP, but fail misserably. Only the best hugest nerds that play CS all day long, are able to snipe with the TMP on maps such as de_dust2 and de_inferno Many times have i been raped by a huge nerd at huge ranged, but this is only possible with a TMP. The only weapon cabable of beating a huge nerd with a TMP is a huge nerd with duel scoped, duel berreta elites with duel laser sights. DE_DUST2: Huge nerd #1 is CT and buys TMP. Huge nerd #1's team is ecoing and decides to all camp B. Huge nerd #2 is T and buys Elites. Huge nerd #1 tries to sniper with the TMP at mid through DD. Huge nerd #2 Duel Sniper Duel Elites mid from T spawn. Huge nerd #2 killed Huge nerd #1 with a duel elites Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Heaton with a duel elites Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Potti with a duel elites Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Fisker with a duel elites Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Element with a duel elites SK: GG by Demon February 2, 2005 Flag Get the TMP mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition Too Much Porn My computer froze up again, i think its from TMP. by chico sucio December 3, 2010 Flag Get the TMP mug.

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