Touché. - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content Touché. Listen to pronunciation Share definition Other persons better thinking just verbally slapped you. Used sarcastically to indicate that one is unable to argue against another's absurd logic, or a witty point. Bart: I want to go with you, Dad. Homer: Don’t you have school? Bart: Don’t you have work? Homer: Ah, Touché. by anailuJ October 4, 2006 Flag Get the Touché. mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition French word used in fencing. Commonly used today to recognize the other side's good argument or comeback.Roughly translates to 'Oh shit, I didn't think of that' Guy 1: You know Mountain Dew shrinks your balls. Guy 2: At least I HAVE balls. Guy 1: ... Touché. by Teh Samhain February 19, 2010 Flag Get the Touché mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words. -If incest is a sin then what the fuck does that make Adam and Eve? -Uhh...it...err...touché. by Adam "Tr0n" March 8, 2005 Flag Get the touché mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition If one person presents an argument and another delivers a clever or appropriate response, the first person may respond with "touché" as a way of acknowledging a good response. When I was at the strip club the other night:Stripper: Someones face got a little close to my ass...Me: Someones ass got a little close to my face!Stripper: touché. by Rocco of Melbourne July 22, 2009 Flag Get the touché mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition When u say something to someone and they have no reply back for it. Joe: Hey dude i fucked your girlfriend Bill: Hey dude i fucked ya mum Joe: Ah Touché by Smokey McPatterson May 20, 2005 Flag Get the Touché mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition A word Derived from france origionally used in sword fighting meaning "Good Parry" Which is now more commonly used as a word meaning "good Comeback" or "Well Returned" Subject 1: I fucked your mom Subject 2: I fucked your Dad Subject 1: I fucked your sister Subject 2: I fucked your sister mother and father simultaniously while your dog licked my ass Subject 1: Touché sir Touché by Ashphamy April 4, 2009 Flag Get the Touché mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition Used to acknowledge a successful criticism or an effective point in argument. -You should quit now. -I think I'll take my chances in the tournament. -Yeah, you will take your chances. -That's what I just said. -That's what I'm saying to you. -Okay, I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this. -Well, I'm not sure where you're going with this. -All right... -Touché. by max June 23, 2004 Flag Get the touché mug.

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