Urban Dictionary: /hj

Skip to main content /hj Listen to pronunciation Share definition half-jokingA tone indicator added to the end of online messages to indicate that the message is meant to be taken as a joke, but there is some seriousness to it, aka a half-joke. A: If I get assigned one more homework assignment this week, I might actually give up school and become a boat captain. /hj by demonkoala October 14, 2020 Flag Get the /hj mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition An indicator of a half joke, hailing from twitter. Used mainly by/for neurodivergent people to help convey emotional intention through text. you've changed and not for the better /hj by dayfpg September 23, 2020 Flag Get the /hj mug.

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Share definition acronymn for hand job. the act of pleasuring a man's penis by stroking it vigorously with a hand. Similarly like the acronymn bj. Also for slang purposes the acronymn can be seperated to clue its hidden derogatory meaning. "She gave me a wicked hj." "So did she h the j?" "She took the h train all the way to J town." "She dropped a wicked h bomb on j pan last night." by Darrius August 30, 2004 Flag Get the hj mug.

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Share definition A handjob, i mean, it's nothing compared to a a blowjob, but hey. It's a start. by Anonymous July 29, 2003 Flag Get the hj mug.

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Share definition A good ol Handy Jesus. Yup that's it. It just means that Jesus is very handy at doing his job. Oh man that HJ was so great in church. You know Giving me a HJ Is really nice and thoughtful of you. by TottalynotJin October 6, 2017 Flag Get the HJ mug.

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Share definition handjob; a stroking of thy cock with thy hand Madison: Diana gave this guy an HJ. Diana: Madison wants to get Owen's skeet on her hands by giving him a HJ. ps; truedat :D by plantpolice August 14, 2007 Flag Get the HJ mug.

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Share definition Something a man and women do when they are bored, or when people are close by- in that case cover with a blanket or jacket and apply poker faces Hey, *insert male name here*, I'm bored... do you have your jacket with you? by Kristine August 1, 2004 Flag Get the hj mug.

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